“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAL
Hang on, something is missing…
That’s better
OH MAN, THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER EVEN, OMG.
It’s the 25th of May, and all of my Discworld blogs have suddenly blown right the eff up.
I am so happy and yet so sad.
Look at this smug son of a bitch. LOOK AT HIM.
Motherfucker had quite the career path: Career soldier -> Colonial governor -> Soldier again -> Political demagogue -> SPACE HITLER -> Unemployed freelance doomsday prophet -> GODDAMN ANTICHRIST
Look at him again. He’s basically about to bring a full-on galactic apocalypse, and he’s just smiling and prancing about like he’s Julie fucking Andrews. The bastard’s just so damn HAPPY to have the chance to really go mad with power, that you can’t help but feel good for him.
Oh, and when he was Space Hitler, he kept the ‘Gul’ title (which is like a Cardassian ‘colonel’) even though he outranked everybody else, because it made him look humble or some shit (so he was also Space Gaddafi). Cocky little shit.
So… yeah. I don’t really have anything important to say here, actually. I just found this gif and fell in love with it, so I needed to geek out over it. Because Star Trek is serious business.
