agatharights:

thleeny:

agatharights:

thleeny:

southerndrawlinmypants:

agatharights:

"Garak, I need you to interrogate my bear."

"…I don’t…is this a human thing?"

"Is that a euphemism? Are we role-playing?"

quark catches wind and suddenly interrogating someone’s bear is the new sexual phrase

julian is like 98% sure everyone’s just gently winding him up BUT STILL

Garak looks up what a bear is and only gets more confused when he’s like “okay so it’s a huge apex scavenger-predator with meathook claws and a nasty disposition but it also could refer to a big burly homosexual so maybe bashir has some sort of secret burly boyfriend I don’t know about?”

but no garak

you are the bear, in that case

ngl garak and kukalaka is one of my favorite ds9 tropes 

It’s all fun and games until Garak makes Julian the Cardassian equivalent of a teddy bear and Julian’s like “why does it have so many teeth???”

cosmictuesdays asked:

If Julian found out the Founders had replaced Kukalaka, he'd have seventeen different and completely viable plans to defeat the Dominion within a week. (Okay, he called the Jack Pack for help with eleven through seventeen. STILL.)

agatharights answered:

Julian painstaking performing tests to ensure that Kukalaka is not, in fact, still a founder.

agatharights:

southerndrawlinmypants:

agatharights:

lirchildofworf:

agatharights:

southerndrawlinmypants:

*sets Kukalaka on a chair and swings a light on him*

"SPILL. DON’T MESS AROUND WITH ME. If that’s actually you Kukalaka I am so sorry but this is important."

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"Doctor Bashir, we are not risking lives to run a rescue mission for your bear-"

"HE IS A VALUABLE MEMBER OF OUR FAMILY."

"Doctor please-"

"OHANA MEANS FAMILY. FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GET’S LEFT BEHIND."

*scientific blubbering*

Julian gets sent pictures of Weyoun and the founder doing a duckface selfie with Kukalaka