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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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-a pizza hut, london, little more than a week after the notapocolypse-

adam, eating pizza: why are we here?

aziraphale, awkward: it’s a sort of…’sorry for trying to kill you’ meal

aziraphale: *elbows crowley*

crowley, sighs: and ‘sorry for egging him on to kill you’ dessert

adam: that’s okay, I know you were just trying to protect humanity

crowley, bored: see? I told you the kid would understand

aziraphale: still, it’s only polite

crowley, raises an eyebrow: polite? the world was ending, there’s-

adam: can I come to the wedding?

crowley & aziraphale:

aziraphale, confused: um, what…whose wedding would that be?

adam, looking between them: yours, of course. you two are in love aren’t you? you should be getting married

crowley, experiencing his first aneurysm:

adam: will you have a chocolate cake? I like chocolate, I’m not allowed too much of it

aziraphale, delicately: a-ahm, well, y-you see adam *clears his throat* in order for two people to get married, they first need to become engaged

aziraphale, realises crowley’s looking at him: what?

crowley, shrugs: well? what do you say?

aziraphale:

aziraphale, swallows: I- is that really the best you can do?

crowley, shoots a glare at adam: in all honesty, angel, I hadn’t planned on doing this in front of an eleven year old boy and we certainly wouldn’t be having pizza

aziraphale, touched: you’d…planned?

crowley, mutters: well, I thought about it. once or twice

aziraphale, nonchalant: how were you going to do it?

crowley, rolls his eyes: I don’t know. I would’ve taken you somewhere nice, the ritz or something. then I’d take you for a walk through st. james’ park after and, you know, proposed where we feed the ducks under the moonlight

aziraphale:

crowley: not that I’ve thought about it

aziraphale, tearing up: well, my that is a very beautiful way to be asked. and I accept

crowley, blinks: you can’t accept, I haven’t done it yet

aziraphale, determined, holds his hand: too late, I am your fiancé now. we’ve wasted long enough, don’t you think? any objections?

crowley, looking as though he’s about to die any second: *slowly shakes head*

aziraphale, nods: good

adam, slurping his drink: you have to get a big cake. one of those big, layered ones. my mum and dad had one

crowley, smiles: it seems we’ve found our wedding planner

aziraphale, also smiling: what a brilliant idea

like seriously this is extremely in character good omens ficlet
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jzeten:
“ “  “Where are the people?” resumed the little prince at last. “It’s a little lonely in the desert…” “It is lonely when you’re among people, too,” said the snake.”
― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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let me tell you, deciding between this quote and...
jzeten

     “Where are the people?” resumed the little prince at last. “It’s a little lonely in the desert…” “It is lonely when you’re among people, too,” said the snake.”  
 ―   Antoine de Saint-Exupéry 


let me tell you, deciding between this quote and the sad-looking-at-sunsets was A Challenge


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so of course i see something beautiful and heartwrenching and poetic and the first thing my brain jumps to is crowley in snake form as the snake that swallod an elephant / the hat i know my classics yall good omens le petit prince the little prince fanart