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haruwashere29 asked:

Do you think Crowley would get overprotective of Aziraphale if they were near a fire? Like trying too play it cool while he rushes them to out of there

what if it’s something just so ridiculously minor. Like they’re having a nice dinner at a hibachi grill, and then chef lights up a delicious onion tower and Crowley just up and leaves, dragging a protesting, and very hungry, Aziraphale out with him.

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when you break your chains, you gotta’ run like the devil from a flock of angels!

i had a dream a while back about an au where aziraphale and crowley went rogue and busted outta eden right at the start and spent the next 6000 years in honeymoon as vagabond vigilantes in various disguises protecting humanity from the shadows

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this just in: apparently opting out of stuff like $300 of face products & 28-step skincare trends, is in fact itself… a trend… not a natural state of being or a rejection of strict, expensive, and gendered regimens designed to maintain an aesthetic ideal under heavy social pressure…

but a trend, a fad, even, dubbed "skin fasting"— combining the weird toxicity of diet culture/normalized disordered eating and commercial cosmetic (vs medical) skincare…

with a bonus implication of "the only thing you have to do is wash your face, moisturize if/as needed, and apply sunblock" being temporary advice or a sort of "cheat day" before getting back into the groove of those for-profit cultural expectations to mask, manipulate, massage, buff, polish, exfoliate, and microneedle your skin into oblivion.

fun stuff!

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“you need to give your skin a break from skin care” should not be a statement people accept without question and yet

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cool-critters: “ Grainy Cochran frog (Cochranella granulosa) The grainy Cochran frog is a species of frog in the Centrolenidae (glass frog) family. It is found in Costa Rica, Honduras, Nicaragua, and Panama.Cochranella granulosa is a nocturnal,...
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Grainy Cochran frog (Cochranella granulosa)

The grainy Cochran frog is a species of frog in the Centrolenidae (glass frog) family. It is found in Costa Rica, Honduras, Nicaragua, and Panama.Cochranella granulosa is a nocturnal, arboreal frog found in humid lowland and montane forests. It is typically found in vegetation near streams. Eggs are deposited on vegetation over streams, and the tadpoles drop to water upon hatching. This species is negatively impacted by habitat loss (deforestation) and water pollution

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Crowley isn’t unkind. Like, in general. He’s just not.

He creates mischief, and he’ll do bad things if he must, but given a choice, he generally chooses the kindest method to do something that he can get away with.

He refuses to kill children. He would rather run than fight. He scares the shit out of the paintballers, sure, but they all get near misses. He lets Aziraphale question the lady at the convent because Aziraphale will be kinder about it. He freezes time for Aziraphale in Paris, rather than come in guns blazing or by hurting anyone. He takes Jesus to see the world- the stories will say he did it to tempt him, but we see Crowley’s face and we know he did it out of compassion, out of a hope that he could save him, somehow, by showing him everything that was available to him. He delivers the antichrist and immediately seeks out an angel to help him undo what he has done, and by raising the child better, not by any unkindness.

And look at the other demons. Hastur tells him about the pastor: ‘i put doubt into his mind’ which implies direct manipulation of mortals. Hastur caused that evil directly. Crowley isn’t like that. Crowley tends to affect the environment, to set up situations, to cause low grade evil that isn’t really any one particular person’s fault and won’t damn anyone on its own. He leaves people the free will to choose to commit the evil or not. His evil is the sort that knocks out the phone network and leaves people the opportunity to either get mad and lash out or shrug and go about their business. His brand of evil is to do his best to give humans a fighting chance to do the right thing, still.

Like he’s just. Kind. Or at least, as best as he can be, considering his job requirements and the role he must play to continue to exist.

And how must it feel, to want to be that kind, while knowing it is against the rules and could get him killed?

And how must it feel to be have found this absolutely perfect angel, and angel who should hate him, who should want him dead, who should try to kill him, himself….. who presents him every opportunity to be kind, and so obviously approves of it, even loves his kindness at every turn?

When all of hell would destroy Crowley for his kindness and when none in heaven recognized it, the one angel he is beside on Earth not only notices but adores it.

And that’s what makes it different, when Aziraphale asks him, with just a look, to clean the coat. That’s the difference- Crowley’s kindness.

Aziraphale cleaning his own coat with a miracle would be an act of selfishness that Aziraphale would remember every time he looked at the coat.

But Crowley?

If Crowley does it, that’s an act of kindness. That’s something Aziraphale would want to remember every time he looked at the coat.

And that’s why Crowley does it- because he wants to be kind, and he’s so, so willing to indulge the only creature in any world that has ever noticed or cared.

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