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meltingpenguins

Dear Good Omens fandom:

Friendly reminder that Adam, Warlock and Greasy Johnson’s birthdays are on the 20th this month. Which, thankfully, is NOT a Wednesday this year.

(calculation based on dates given in the book for the paintball thing, and the month)

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We should totally make a holiday! On the 20th celebrate successful adoptions (of babies and dogs) with…

  • Slight of hand
  • Playing pretend, especially with wooden swords
  • Food fights
  • Hide and seek
  • Biking
  • or really anything you enjoyed when you were 11

Then on the Saturday eat some apples, and celebrate free will.

meltingpenguins

^^^

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The time is now! As the wheels of the world turn in your favor make sure you get ahead of the pack for the best pickings. For there are dark clouds on the horizon. Who knows if your actions will take you that way, but there is equal parts danger and adventure in your future. However, prepare for an unexpected element. You may gain the assistance, or the hindrance, of a mysterious figure.

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