No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

SO ANYWAY, HERE’S MY WOW AU NO ONE ASKED ABOUT BUT I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT ANYWAY
(AKA I wanted to draw Aziraphale in cool armor because the show’s armor was wimpy and I FOR ONE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT)

Aziraphale: Protection Paladin

Listen, he had a flaming sword; you think a wimpy ass priest would be given a flaming sword? Hell no; it’s a no-brainer that our favorite bastard angel would be a tank paladin who Lay On Hands’s his Shadow Priest husband…

But people can’t be mad at him for healing the DPS because he’s the one tank who always keeps aggro and miraculously never seems to die while dealing an insane amount of damage… and well, at least it was the top DPS instead of some fucko

Also, a spell he has used time and time again on Crowley:

Crowley: Shadow Priest

Before y’all jump down my throat about not making Crowley a warlock, please consider the fact that shadow priests are literally the counter parts to holy priests and draw power from darkness/the Void. Crowley’s always, ALWAYS top DPS, and it’s always by a huge margin; somehow always beats one of the healers in healing, as well.

And I’m just saying, he could use this spell on Aziraphale:

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pumpkinickel asked:

Hi, Neil! First off, wanted to say thank you for all the writing you’ve done! You’ve managed to somehow be a part of one of my favorite movies from childhood (Coraline) and now one of my favorite shows (Good Omens).

I wanted to ask about Beelzebub’s hat, like what did you guys make it out of? I’ve been planning to make one for myself to wear out but have no idea where to start.

The first hat was improvised. We had big fly eyes that were meant to go over Anna Maxwell Martin’s eyes. The day before we were going to be shooting (her first scene was on the airbase) I went into the hair and makeup tent and was told that was not going to be possible. So we had the “eyes” and I suggested we just glue them to a hat and add wings and antennae. And the next day that was what Beelzebub wore. So it was literally a bowler hat with two things that looked like fly eyes glued to it and some bits of wings made of gauze and a couple of black pipe-cleaners.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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