No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

SO ANYWAY, HERE’S MY WOW AU NO ONE ASKED ABOUT BUT I’M GONNA TALK ABOUT ANYWAY
(AKA I wanted to draw Aziraphale in cool armor because the show’s armor was wimpy and I FOR ONE WILL NOT STAND FOR IT)

Aziraphale: Protection Paladin

Listen, he had a flaming sword; you think a wimpy ass priest would be given a flaming sword? Hell no; it’s a no-brainer that our favorite bastard angel would be a tank paladin who Lay On Hands’s his Shadow Priest husband…

But people can’t be mad at him for healing the DPS because he’s the one tank who always keeps aggro and miraculously never seems to die while dealing an insane amount of damage… and well, at least it was the top DPS instead of some fucko

Also, a spell he has used time and time again on Crowley:

Crowley: Shadow Priest

Before y’all jump down my throat about not making Crowley a warlock, please consider the fact that shadow priests are literally the counter parts to holy priests and draw power from darkness/the Void. Crowley’s always, ALWAYS top DPS, and it’s always by a huge margin; somehow always beats one of the healers in healing, as well.

And I’m just saying, he could use this spell on Aziraphale:

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