[rafaelafranzen]

[wolfling-12]

My first proper Good Omens fanart!

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[patricianandclerk]

gabriel and michael, in the next room, having a furious argument about who has the nicest dick

“i worked for hours on mine, i did RESEARCH–

“WELL, I THOUGHT ABOUT AESTHETICS AND ALSO PRACTICALITY–”

aziraphale, pouring vodka directly into his teacup, because this is the 4th time they’ve had this argument in a century and he can’t believe it isn’t over yet, but he’s going to stay out of the way in case they ask him as arbiter again

[marveliciousfanace]

“Well, Aziraphale, what does yours look like then?”

Aziraphale, chugging vodka from the bottle by now, “oh, whatever Crowley wants it to.”

[strangelyineffable]

[sabacc]

Stuff happened.

[bunjywunjy]

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

[6-phds-and-no-sense]

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Science is rational, scientists are human. 

[eabevella]

In Taiwan we have a special brand of snacks named 乖乖 (literally means “well behaved” but in a casual way like when one’s compliment a child or a pet of being good) that has green package.

It has become the lucky charm in the IT industry because engineers believe it will make machine acting good (like the name of the snack) and stay in green light (like the color of the snack’s package) when a 乖乖 is put on top of a server.

It is the only food allowed in a server room and the biggest semicondoctor company in Taiwan (which is also the biggest worldwide) even commissioned the snack factory to make a customized version with blessing on the package.

This is how a server room is blessed by 乖乖. You put at least one on top of each server. It’s important that the engineers change them before the expire date because legend says the snack looses it’s power after expire date.

You’ll hear engineers swearing up and down that their server room crushed down the one time they forgot to change the snack.  Or some newbie ate the forbidden snack put on top of their server and caused a disastrous crush down.

The 乖乖 religion later spread to all people who want their machine to act nice. In the lab we put 乖乖 on ultra-low freezer (you really don’t want it to drop dead along with your 2 years’ worth of sample/data), mass spectrometer etc.

When Taiwan’s about to launch the first self made satellite in 2017, the develop team even put 乖乖 around the satellite model to prey for a successful launch (it did). This shit is real.

[askfordoodles]

Broke: Humans are inherently good

Broke: Humans are inherently evil

Woke: Humans are, for good or evil, inherently ridiculous

[cumaeansibyl]

[c17h21no4ever]

he gets it 

[cumaeansibyl]

it’s a strange sensation as a socially anxious type recognizing one of your own, because you want to express friendship and solidarity but you also want to honor what it is that makes you the same so the impulse ends up being “HELLO YES LET’S MUTUALLY IGNORE EACH OTHER IN DIFFERENT ROOMS TOGETHER”

[shittycryptids]

Legged Leaves

A regular leaf, fallen from a tree, still green, except the stem is split into two and it walks around.

It likes to freak people out by pretending to be child-like, stumbling and acting clumsy. But it then goes into a full on sprint at the closest person with the intent of freaking them the fuck out.

[ithinkwehitametaphor]

Joy in the Morning, P. G. Wodehouse. (p. 152)

“Love is indestructible, it’s holy flame forever burneth; from heaven it came, to heaven returneth.” From the poem The Curse of Kehama by Robert Southey, 1810.

[canonicallygay]

[retromochi]

shout out to marketplace.tf for sending me 2 of the funniest emails ill ever receive in my lifetime

[myoxisbroken]

[farminglesbian]

The writers and producers unashamedly cracking up over their own little joke of just putting ‘Donna does a little mime’ in the script for “Partners in Crime” and letting Catherine Tate figure out on her own what to do with that

(DW Confidential, “A Noble Return”, 2008)

[forthegothicheroine]

A bit of quick fanfiction

“My husband,” said Guinevere, “believes in rules.  Rules such as the power of law, the passing of sentences, and being above board with his politics.  He would never assign a personal spymaster to monitor the activity of his bastard son, and certainly not one condemned to die.”

“Tell me”, the Queen went on, “Master Lipwig- do you believe in angels?”