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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Op what was your childhood. We only had “I hate you, you hate me, let’s all go and kill Barney. With a baseball bat and a 4x4, no more purple dinosaur”

Very good question. Perhaps I didn’t even have a childhood. I also remember that song. I sang it with great enthusiasm

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"That was always the dream, wasn't it? 'I wish I'd known then what I know now'? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn't YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp."

- Terry Pratchett - Nights Watch

sometimes I take comfort that I am still in the early phases of my twerpdom like I'm still sorry about all this
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Me: I read all kinds of fics but in my heart of hearts Aziraphale and Crowley are asexual non-binary supernatural beings and that’s so refreshing and fulfilling

Some dipshit: lol ew they’re kind of old and Aziraphale is too chubby no nsfw content pls

Me: So Crowley ate out Aziraphale’s ass with pancake syrup then rode that angel dick midair...

this is such a mood but you can have sex while ace im sure op knows they dont cancel each other out crowley aziraphale ineffable husbands lemon