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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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A bit of quick fanfiction

“My husband,” said Guinevere, “believes in rules.  Rules such as the power of law, the passing of sentences, and being above board with his politics.  He would never assign a personal spymaster to monitor the activity of his bastard son, and certainly not one condemned to die.”

“Tell me”, the Queen went on, “Master Lipwig- do you believe in angels?”

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Op what was your childhood. We only had “I hate you, you hate me, let’s all go and kill Barney. With a baseball bat and a 4x4, no more purple dinosaur”

Very good question. Perhaps I didn’t even have a childhood. I also remember that song. I sang it with great enthusiasm

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"That was always the dream, wasn't it? 'I wish I'd known then what I know now'? But when you got older you found out that you NOW wasn't YOU then. You then was a twerp. You then was what you had to be to start out on the rocky road of becoming you now, and one of the rocky patches on that road was being a twerp."

- Terry Pratchett - Nights Watch

sometimes I take comfort that I am still in the early phases of my twerpdom like I'm still sorry about all this