[ineffableplan]

[bigmamag]

Me: I read all kinds of fics but in my heart of hearts Aziraphale and Crowley are asexual non-binary supernatural beings and that’s so refreshing and fulfilling

Some dipshit: lol ew they’re kind of old and Aziraphale is too chubby no nsfw content pls

Me: So Crowley ate out Aziraphale’s ass with pancake syrup then rode that angel dick midair...

[terrypratchettappreciation]

[gingermuscles]

This is why I love Terry Pratchett books. 3 paragraphs in, I'm giggling to myself and not thinking so much about how homesick I am. Thank God Matthew brought these books away with him. Finished Night Watch last night and starting Equal Rites now. I know it's all in the wrong order but Matthew brought a random selection with him. Thankfully The Colour of Magic was one of them so I have a little background. So so excited to read Good Omens when I get home bc I absolutely ADORE the series but I really want to read Terry & Neil's descriptions and narrarives of everything. Counting down the days 😭

[catsofinstagram]

From @denverkittens: “#tbt to former foster Sage. This was a police video taken after he was arrested for being too darn cute!” #catsofinstagram #twitterweek [source: https://ift.tt/2KGGqGD ]

[crowley-did-this]

thedarkangelzoe asked:

Crowley invented the ads that show up based on things you’ve talked about out loud even if you’ve never actually looked the things up

I see this and I raise you getting ads for things you’ve never said out loud and bought in a totally different country unconnected to your current devices

We’re truly living the dystopian dream my friends

[ren-nolasco]

Part 1 | Part 2 |  Part 3 (I just can’t stop thinking about Crowley’s dancing skills since I made that tweet)

[moki-dokie]

Anonymous asked:

Crowley and Aziraphale have a accidentally kiss

lordazazel23 answered:

[moki-dokie]

[messyx3-blog]

exchange

[moki-dokie]

[forteskay]

Aziraphale and Crowley as Cupid and Psyche

Follow me on twitter, where I actually post my art lmao

https://twitter.com/forteskaay 

[dalekpropaganda]

delgado-master asked:

What would the perfect Dalek society without any other creatures look like?

I WOULD HAVE MORE VACATION TIME AND MAYBE A DENTAL PLAN.

[myoxisbroken]

[enchantedbyhiddles]

Bugs know some good places.