[moki-dokie]

fuckin @smiling-like-a-snake just HAD to show me this gif last night

and now i’m fucking stuck on the thought of this being angel aziraphale but shifted slightly to the left.

or as hecate put it “if-god-wants-me-to-fall-she-better-catch-these-hands kind of aziraphale?“

Aziraphale whose bastardness is cranked up from like a 3 to 9.5. He’s still good and loving but he’s a bit more like canon crowley is. kinda just.. does what he wants, doesn’t follow the rules to a T, ect ect.

I think i’d still give him blonde hair, but like dark dirty blonde.

anyway i can’t get this out of my head and fuck michael sheen for being so goddamn attractive in everything he does

[rafaelafranzen]

[halcyon1796]

Good Omens doodles

[ao3feed-goodomens]

Make A Supersonic Man Out Of You

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2YIoIr1

by Tomatosoupful

“Both they and their reflection cautiously touched their hair. Their face. It was a stranger yet looked so familiar. An answer finally came to them, yet it still didn’t make sense. It wasn’t possible, this didn’t happen, it couldn’t.
“Aziraphale – Crowley!” they exclaimed, then slammed their hands over their mouth in shock.
A fusion. They were a fusion. Of a demon and an angel.”

*** or ***
Now that the Armageddon business was finally sorted, Crowley was ready to give this romance thing a go. If only Aziraphale would go along with it, if only their romantic dance hadn’t been interrupted by an impossibility from the Almighty Herself.
Steven Universe Fusion AU

Words: 7438, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
• Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: M/M
• Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Original Fusion Character - Character, Madame Tracy (Good Omens)
• Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
• Additional Tags: Fusion, Pining, Dancing, One Shot, Queen music, Crowley loves Aziraphale, Aziraphale loves Crowley, Two Idiots Make One Giant Idiot, Swearing, Gender Neutral, Crowley and Aziraphale do the impossible, Crowley invented twerking alright

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2YIoIr1

[davidfoley]

forreal forreal the first time i’ve ever drawn anything for this ship huh . why do we forsake it

[ineffableplan]

Upon first glance i may appear to be kissing neilman’s ass but upon second glance you’ll see that i just consistently loose my mind over children’s books and this is one of the few things he could say that could completely destroy me

[bunjywunjy]

[tippingvelvets]

today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?” and the kid was like “SHARKS”
that kid literally ordered a princess elsa and sharks birthday cake and i have literally never in my whole life been more excited to see the end result of an order ive taken.

[automaticfave]

little kid cake orders are the BEST! one time there was like this 5 yr old girl and all she wanted was a komodo dragon themed cake…

she got it

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

That cake is more impressive than anything I’ve seen on any of those Fantabulosity Cakes shows, oh my god.

[theatricaldynamite]

My cousins’ asked for Star Wars and Ballet. The person who made it really ran with the idea.

[singerrrsongwriterr]

Show us the cake OP

[good-omens-fan-comics]

[jinxvsw0rld]

Everything takes time.

[moki-dokie]

[lonicera-caprifolium]

(I was going to draw what you wanted, but then I realized that all Aziraphale has to do for that effect is put his hand on Crowley's thigh.)

[moki-dokie]

LMAO you are not wrong though

[moki-dokie]

[goof-omemes]

Honeslty one of the most Crowley lines in the book

[cancelmichaelsheen]

crowley admits to the mortifying ordeal of being crowley

[lynnafred]

[alloverthegaf]

crime show: well we don’t know what time she was taken but as you can see in this convenience store security footage she’s mouthing something and our lip reading technology tells us she’s saying ‘those three wise men they’ve got a semi by the sea’ which are lyrics to James Blunt’s song ‘Wisemen’ which was playing on that store’s favoured radio station at approximately 3:18PM and she disappears from view exactly five minutes later so therefore

[alloverthegaf]

crime show: now see usually we’d manage to get a timestamp from the security footage but unfortunately in this case the cameras only record a live feed and while you would think this means we shouldn’t be able to see the footage at all, luckily a famous Twutch streamer happened to be using it as their background footage while recording yesterday so

[jenroses]

yes, but can you blow it up and enhance it?

[alloverthegaf]

unfortunately this particular footage is extremely low quality and very grainy but as I zoom in on this super blurry pixelated image you can see the details become much clearer and easier to identify

[paintmeahero]

But what about the extremely specific pollen found on the camera lens?

[alloverthegaf]

good eye! originally I didn’t even notice it was there but while combing through the footage I noticed three different people sneezed while in view of the camera. I did some research and found that the particles represent the pollen of this obscure plant life that is native to this particular state, which really doesn’t help us, except that it only ever blooms in the opposite season! So I did some digging and found four nurseries within a 50 mile radius, only one of which sell that plant all year round, which of course means

[mongolman101]

Hold on just one moment! If the twitch streamer was using the cameras live feed as background, then we should know the time of the crime! The twitch archive should mark how long the streamer had been on by the time of the perpetrators presence onscreen, and if we know when they went live, we will know the time the perpetrator was in the building!

[alloverthegaf]

DAMNIT JONES THIS ISN’T YOUR CASE

[mongolman101]

WELL IT’S MY CASE NOW! The Captain thinks your kidnapping is related to my investigation into that cult up state. So, apparently, we’re supposed to work together. I’m not any happier than you are.

[alloverthegaf]

but I hate sharing!

[mongolman101]

TOUGH SHIT MCNAMARA! Your kidnapping case is somehow connected with that cult that’s been sacrificing its members to in the belief that it will appease the elder god Cthulhu. Now, I don’t like it any more than you do, and I’m worse at sharing than a toddler with a new favorite toy, but lives may well be on the line here! Are you willing to put aside our differences, and do what needs to be done?!

[alloverthegaf]

Alright, but when we catch the perp he’s mine. I don’t care if he’s sacrificed a hundred victims to goddamn Mickey Mouse! That man may know who killed my father, and I won’t let anyone get in my way - not even someone with your develish smile.

[mongolman101]

Do you think you’re the only one who wants to find Eric’s murderer?! He was my partner! He was my friend! I know we haven’t worked together before, but this case will have us working together for a while, until we eventually find your fathers killer. And I can see this case taking us a long time, and defining both of our lives for the foreseeable future. But don’t worry McNamara, my years of experience on the force, put together with your grit, tenacity, and loose understanding of the rules will make for a great partnership, with plenty of laughs and sexual tension to go around. Until some being from on high decides the precinct isn’t ready for a same sex couple, and I rekindle my relationship with my previously unmentioned ex-wife. But we, and some unknown watchers of our adventures, will always know we were meant to be together, weirdly large age gap be damned!

[alloverthegaf]

Yeah, and while Eric was off playing cops and robbers with you, I grew up without a dad! Do you know how many times I stared at my baseball glove, wishing he was there to throw it to me? You may have lost Eric, but I never even got to have him!

But you’re right. This case will definitely take at least a full year, especially with the fact that we will be constantly interrupted with other, smaller cases, one of which will be halloween themed. We’re working together for the forseeable future, and my playful countenance and morbid wit will very quickly mesh with your hardened attitude and tendency to keep secrets.

And while you go back to your unhappy, stiff relationship with your ex wife, I will be shown having constant meaningless sex with a multitude of beautiful women so that the writers can really get across how Not Gay I am.

It’s gonna be a wild ride, Jones. And there had better be stakeouts.

[marquiis-de-la-baguette]

executive producer dick wolf

[exigencelost]

This is the best demonstration of the principle of “yes, and” that I have ever seen. They should put this in textbooks.