[chibird]

It can be tiring to always feel the need to be strong. You can be vulnerable and weak, and it’s important to have that in your life! 💛

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[punk-aziraphale]

Crowley buys Aziraphale something like a mug or bookmark with "fuck off, I'm reading" on it as a sort of gag gift because "ha ha get it Angel? You're too polite to tell people to fuck off but this is totally who you are!" expecting Aziraphale to roll his eyes and be mildly offended.

Except it's Aziraphale's new favorite thing. Because, yes, Crowley is right, he's much too polite to tell someone to fuck off when he's reading, but if it's his mug or bookmark saying it? Well that's just fine.

[knithacker]

‘Oh, Picasso’ Crocheted by Prudence Mapstone: 👉 https://wp.me/pjlln-1Ow

[expelliarmus]

[normal-horoscopes]

Anonymous asked:

Hello caretaker. Recently Ive come to realize that Ive been trying to buy my friends affections. Its not like they need it, theyve been wonderful for as long as Ive known them, but i think Ivve gotten so insecure about myself for some reason or other that i felt like i needed to prove that i can offer them something. Do you have any advice on how i can cut this habit? I offer the sweetest sip of an iced coffee, 2 ticket stubs,a vial of early morning dew, and the ashes of a burnt comic book page.

CONSERVATION OF MASS

[good-omens-fanart]

[ran196242]

Static version + details of the ineffable husbands and their true forms.

Drawing and doing that blinky animation for them was really fun! owl and snake being enemies huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Animated versions: Aziraphale | Crowley

[rafaelafranzen]

[thrud-thorsdottir]

you’ve given me a million reasons to let you go,

you’ve given me a million reasons to quit the show

[terrypratchettappreciation]

‘I don’t actually think,’ he said, gloomily, ‘that I want to tell the Archchancellor that this machine stops working if we take its fluffy teddy bear away. I just don’t think I want to live in that kind of world.’

‘Er,’ said Mad Drongo, ‘you could always, you know, sort of say it needs to work with the FTB enabled … ?’

‘You think that’s better?’ said Ponder, reluctantly. It wasn’t as if it was even a very realistic interpretation of a bear.

‘You mean, better than “fluffy teddy bear”?’

Ponder nodded. ‘It’s better,’ he said.

Terry Pratchett - Hogfather (via aeshnacyanea2000)

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Anonymous asked:

hey FYI "Canon" as in the recognized materials like not the Big Big Guns is spelled with 2 n's not three sorry to be rude.

PROPER SPELLING IS FOR NERDS

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Anonymous asked:

How can I come up with a plot for my story? I offer broken promises, the shadows in the mirror and my friend under the bed

FUCK IF I KNOW I JUST WRITE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS