thegoodomensdumpster
lineffability
One rejects them, one collects them.
I woke up in cold sweat at 3am and had to immediately draw this, good night.
trusthimhesadoctor
anxitea-shop
I was inspired by that interview in wich David tennant says he didn't know what the eggplant emoji meant
ao3feed-goodomens
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2KneLdn
After the Ritz, the ineffable-husbands-to-be head back to the bookshop. Crowley is still traumatised about the fire and his feelings for the angel that are getting more difficult to conceal. They get very drunk on champagne, Crowley insults Aziraphale’s baking skills, the angel swears again, feelings are admitted, and a certain celestial being is pinned against a bookcase. This is utter trash I wrote about 6 weeks ago and just found in the depths of my Word history. Be kind >.< Enjoy!
Words: 2621, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
rafaelafranzen
forineffablereasons
Discussing Crowley’s many hairstyles in Good Omens
(with special thanks to Stevie Smith - and apologies to poor Michael Sheen)
see also: [ my previous tribute to Stevie Smith ]
drpathetique
videtur-existentia asked:
Your goal is to completely confuse the people around you in as short a time as possible– what do you say/do?
Ooooh, hard question.
Like, is it people I know? Is it my husband? Is it at work? I’m pretty sure I would use different strategies for all situations.
Like, you can always fall back of fear tactics: scream like a banshee and act like nothing happened. The problem is that that’s a high-risk-high-reward situation I don’t see working out for me.
I like warping social norms for my evil purposes, so maybe I just lie down on the floor in the middle of a conversation and don’t acknowledge it. Maybe I lightly but firmly beckon someone to follow me into a cupboard to continue a conversation. Maybe I fill a skillet with water, put it down in the middle of a table, slightly adjust its position, and never mention it again.
Tricking my husband would be harder. It would have to subtle, and it would teeter so precariously on the line to becoming gaslighting that I might just not attempt it at all. I like the things we do together instead. We have a lot of frogs decorating our home. We have a flower pot filled with tea spoons. Nice things, y'know.
fishyfishyfishtimes
mallsharks
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
pigeonaday
lotrswaggins
hermippe-pixelart
