[moki-dokie]

[khiroptera]

just good old-fashioned smooching on a park bench

[ethereal-menace]

another angsty hurt/comfort ineffable husbands fic. big warning if needles or hospitals squick you out.

Aziraphale is horribly squeamish around Hospitals and more specifically, around needles. It’s embarrassing really, for a Principality to quake at such a silly little thing. Such a helpful thing! Seeing as all the good modern medicine has done for the world. Thankfully his experiences with such places have always been quick in-and-out healings of other people.

Until a run-in with a power hungry Arch-Duke of Hell leaves Crowley discoporated and Aziraphale on the wrong end of the surgical knife…

[ardoria]

GUYS LOOK WHAT @rigoria DID TO ME YESS

[defconprime]

TREKMATCH! # 282 - TNG’s “Hide and Q” vs 2019’s Spider-Man: Far From Home

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME

Your friendly neighborhood so-and-so, after saving the universe and seeing his mentor die, decides to take a little break and go on a class trip to Europe, where he has a whole plan to ask out his dream girl, MJ. Too bad he gets mixed up with SHIELD (or whatever they are now) and a brand new hero named Mysterio! Waitasec, Mysterio is one of the oldest Spider-Man comic villains, but he’s a hero here? You don’t think…. nahhhh!

GRADE: A-

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - “Hide And Q”

The Enterprise’s new arch enemy (and maybe more?) shows up and runs Wesley through with a bayonet, harsh! Actually he’s there to give Riker superpowers in order to prove some kinda thing to Jean-Luc. Do you think LeVar Burton loved any episode where he got to take his VISOR off and show his real eyes?

GRADE: B-

Victory to Spider-Man, but Trek is up 143-139!

[undeadhousewife]

[dizzyallaround]

what ever happened to personality!!! i want decorative towels that arent boring!!! i want NOVELTY!! i want people to come over to my house and look at my trinkets and immediately think this lady is a wacko and also her stuff is haunted

[haroldhatter-deactivated2019081]

Hot take: Beige perfectly maintained houses give off a far more haunted vibe than something with an interesting spooky aesthetic, or any off beat aesthetic, because that at least implies that the person who chose the decor has a personality and is less likely to be some inhuman entity trying to blend to humans and pinterest told them that beige and sometimes muted accent colors are what the people do.

[myoxisbroken]

[dailytweets]

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

[wizardshark]

the fuck does this mean

[dr-binchcraft]

this is japanese cherry blossom erasure

[wizardshark]

Hey y'all I still don’t know wtf this means

[myoxisbroken]

I was a country apple bitch, now a sea island cotton bitch

[retrocgads]

USA 1984

[enby-distortion]

[canonicallygay]

[geniusoflove]

the spiderman balloon somehow ended up in my department and i refuse to move him. my new coworker

[geniusoflove]

[thegoodomensdumpster]

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