[probablybadrpgideas]

Everyone loves intelligent magic items!

Expand on that by making every item in the game sentient, with their own motivations and ability to feel pain!

[casenumber825]

Aziraphale + his bookshop

“The shelves are bare, and the space seems smaller than it will later be. Aziraphale, whistling, puts beautiful leather-bound books on the shelves.
                                                                   He is as content as it is possible for him to be”

[thewriterkb]

A See-Through Striped Mackerel

Via Underwater Photographer Alex Mustard. @alexmustard1.

“Striped mackerel are filter feeders opening their cavernous mouths as they swim and sieving zooplankton from the water with their gill rakers acting like a net.”

[enby-distortion]

[herzdieb]

aboutstark asked:

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i love it when people scream their appreciation in my inbox, it makes MY DAY, MY WEEK, MY EVERYTHING 

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[bumbleyy]

give us hot feminine aziraphale for the love of satan!!!!!!!!!!

[crowleys--angel]

YESSSSSS 

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[notesoflore]

For the Zero Comment Challenge, I found this lovely little fic that everyone should take a peek at. An easy 780 words, and the humour and characterization are great with a side of sweetness. 

Shelved by ProseApothecary 

What really got me was:

Two angels drag Crowley, bound and gagged, to Aziraphale’s feet.

Gabriel hands over a vial of holy water and cheerily claps him on the back. “Hit him with your best shot.”

Aziraphale wishes it was Crowley in his place. Crowley would think of something. Crowley always thinks of something.

Crowley looks at him, and it doesn’t look pleading, or hopeful. It looks like an apology, or a reassurance. Like he’s already lost faith.

Aziraphale thinks, desperately.

“I can make it a dunk tank, if you’d prefer,” Gabriel offers.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[fandomens-deactivated20230208]

gomens characters react to snake crowley

newt: bloODY HE- oh wait its kinda cute

anathema, seeing his aura: crowley, is that you?

pepper: can i pet it?

brian: is it poisonous?

wensleydale: actually, the word is venomous, and it is. you tell by looking at the colors and patterns of his scales.

adam: wicked, i want one

shadwell: well keep the bloody thing away from me!

madame tracy, bug spray in one hand and a large stick in the other: not to worry dearies, i've dealt with these sorts of buggers before

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[quillomens]

So.  So snakes can be sent, quite safely, through the mail.

And there are times when Crowley is very dedicated to Sloth but still needs to get from point A to point B.

So I’m just saying that at some point Aziraphale definitely received a package from some far-off locale in the mail and didn’t notice it said LIVE ANIMAL on the side and there’s some downy feathers (weird packing material but okay) and-

SURPRISE IT’S ME YA DEMON

It’s a love story.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[thatmightyheart]

he finally got that wahoo

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

Oh NO