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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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It is not illegal per se. However, you will be charged for the inevitable damage you caused during the escape, or for bribery or assault. There is a law that prohibits others to help you. And finally, the police will hunt you down, bring you back,...
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It is not illegal per se. However, you will be charged for the inevitable damage you caused during the escape, or for bribery or assault. There is a law that prohibits others to help you. And finally, the police will hunt you down, bring you back, and you will have to sit the remainder of your sentence without getting the chance for easing of detention conditions. More information in the video below.


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Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

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guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

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Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

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Not that anyone asked for this but

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A Fitbit For White Sharks: The Blubber Burrito!

Eat your heart out, white sharks fans: White shark feeding behavior may be wrapped in mystery—but the science to solve it is wrapped in blubber! After being ingested, special tags we’re calling “Fitbits for Sharks” record the shark’s swimming and feeding behaviors from within the belly of the beast.

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After a few days to about a month, the tag is regurgitated with other indigestible bits, at which point our researchers swoop in to recover the tag to study its contents. These data will help shark scientists understand more about the day in the life of these mega-fish as they swim along the Californian coast and the Farallon Islands out to Hawaii via the White Shark Cafe. 

Check out what we’ve learned!

Important note: The blubber used in this research is collected with scientific permits from previously deceased animals. No animals were harmed in these studies.

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“Blubber burrito” sounds like a dish for the keto diet lmao