[niceprophecies]

[forineffablereasons]

follow up: aziraphale crawling into his nice clean sheets and immediately ruining the effect by eating a crumbly, buttery biscuit in bed. “oh, hell,” he says, giving crowley a forlorn look. “now I’ll be uncomfortable all night.”

crowley gives him a long, considering look, but he leans over and blows the crumbs off aziraphale’s pillowcase, blowing them out of existence. “I hate crumbs in bed,” he declares.

“of course you do.” aziraphale is wiggling again, and smiling a little, shy despite having shared this bed for nearly six years.

“I did that for me,” crowley adds warningly.

aziraphale’s wiggle intensifies until he’s wiggles himself all the way across the mattress and up against crowley’s frame. “oh, of course you did.”

“utterly selfish act,” crowley says, though the effect is ruined somewhat by the way he’s leaning in, letting aziraphale nuzzle at his neck, his cheek.

“it certainly must have been,” aziraphale soothes. his eyes have gone heavy and half-lidded. he looks at crowley’s mouth from mere centimetres away.

“so’s this,” crowley says, and closes the distance.

the kiss tastes like laughter, and a bit like biscuits.

[moki-dokie]

Anonymous asked:

Random question but sometimes Crowleys eyes are full snake eyes and sometimes its just the middle and not the white of the eyes. Do we know why or has anyone asked anything about it; if not, what's your theory?

yup neil has answered it a few times! they go full snake when he’s really focused/concentrating or stressed - otherwise they’re human-ish with the whites showing.

personally i don’t count his appearance in eden for this because it seems much more like the full snake eyes is his natural look and thus comes through when he’s under stress or concentrating really hard on something. and he’s only ever seen 2 humans at that point for like, what, a few minutes at most up close? so it’s not like he knew just yet how to make his eyes look more human. nor were there other humans just yet he needed to try and not freak out.

[ladyyatexel]

[picasso420]

Kenny Scharf’s Telephones

[rafaelafranzen]

sanjigoatestcook asked:

Please you need to make Crowley playing an electric guitar in an epic way and Aziraphel in the back playing a violin with a disgusted face 😆

lordazazel23 answered:

That bitch

[chubbycattumbling]

[catsthefun]

"Recently noticed a kitten hiding in our garden, so brought him some food and water. The next day he brought his brother"

[boffo-novelty-and-joke-shop]

[trolladriel]

This year i’m in a romantic mood, so please welcome my little project - drawings of my favorite fandom pairings!
First are Lady Sybil and Sam Vimes

[good-omens-fanart]

[mistysblueboxstuff]

There needn’t be a war. We can save everyone

hi welcome to today’s episode of ‘faces michael sheen makes that make me cry so much i need to draw them’

(a tiny study)

[terrypratchettappreciation]

There were no temples at all to the Lady, although she was arguably the most powerful goddess in the entire history of Creation. A few of the more daring members of the Gamblers’ Guild had once experimented with a form of worship, in the deepest cellars of Guild headquarters, and had all died of penury, murder or just Death within the week.

Terry Pratchett - The Colour Of Magic (via aeshnacyanea2000)

[rafaelafranzen]

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

I’ve just now realized. “Did you go to Alpha Centauri?” “Nah...I lost my best friend.” “I’m so sorry to hear it.”

Aziraphale could be saying he’s sorry Crowley’s lost someone. It’s an odd response, stiff and brief. Could be embarrassment, if he knows it’s him, or bewilderment, if he doesn’t.

But what if he’s not saying he’s sorry for the loss, but for the fact that Crowley hasn’t left? That’s he’s still on earth? I’m convinced Aziraphale is ready to die with the world as Heaven invades, or be court martialed and executed by Heaven if he manages to stop them. I don’t think he expects Crowley to forgive him the terrible things he’s said to him. I really doubt he expects Crowley to join him, to put himself in harm’s way on a fool’s chance.

So his best hope would be that at least Crowley got away. At least Crowley might be safe among the stars. And that hope has just been dashed.

He doesn’t expect Crowley to say he’ll come for him. He doesn’t expect the children to help them. He doesn’t expect Adam to choose right. He doesn’t expect to be loved. He hasn’t imagined Crowley going to Heaven to save him, wearing his face. He doesn’t know yet he can still be happy. He just wants Crowley safe, if he can’t be.

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

And he doesn’t know Crowley thought he died! “Things changed—I lost my best friend” must sound like “You said we weren’t friends any more and I lost the will to save myself.”

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

@celiaequus exactly!! There’s no forgiveness nor mercy nor grace from Heaven—why should he imagine it from Crowley? Except then Crowley shows up and sticks by him through the impossible, does the selfless thing he said he’d never do and faces his fears for love of the world and maybe—for love of Aziraphale.

And that’s what gives him the courage to ask Crowley to face Satan himself for him, the one thing Crowley could never do before—never admit he’s kind, never take a thank you, never tell his love however he shows it to the angel or the world. Telling Adam he’s there for him, he has hopes for him, and then facing Satan for them, was the first he’s let his love speak instead of his fear.

Aziraphale knew they needed that, which is why the suggestion they run to the stars infuriated him so much—he wanted to do it badly, but he knew he couldn’t let fear overcome his responsibility to the world. He knew that wouldn’t save them.

And he believed his willingness to sacrifice himself to save the world was the final proof that he and Crowley were still fundamentally different—that Crowley was out to save himself first. Aziraphale hadn’t dared to hope that Crowley could give himself up for love until he showed up at the end of the world just because Aziraphale was headed there. And he forgives Crowley his fears then because he’s had to forgive himself his blindnesses. He takes Crowley’s mercy and offers his own.

[cosmictuesdays]

[twocubes]

The human brain is the most complicated thing in the universe. Hundreds of billions of neurons; literal quadrillions of connections between them; Even now, our incredibly advanced science is barely scratching the surface of its true complexity. So complicated is it that some have posited that we never will, not because we won’t be trying but simply because doing so would be theoretically impossible. Whatever the truth may be, it certainly stands as the greatest intellectual challenge to confront us humans and it will take thousands of geniuses hundreds of years to etc etc

anyways yours is fucking up and if you can’t explain to me why and how in a way i can understand i’m going to assume that you’re lying to me about your needs