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yearntech-deactivated20201009 asked:

19 for the asks, if you please?

answered:

19. If they could each write a single line in their marriage vows, what would they be? 

“We don’t really need vows, do we? I mean, till death do us part? How do you manage that? We’re an angel and demon, you know, that whole immortal thing? We don’t get sick. I mean, I’m sick of things. Like, if you don’t stop trying to pull a coin from my damn ear, I swear on Satan’s infernal toilet seat that - ”

“You swear you’ll do what, my dear?” Aziraphale asks, placid as you like, stirring his tea. He doesn’t look up. There’s that smile on the edge of his mouth, half-hidden. Crowley crosses his arms, collapses into a chair. His knees and legs tossed about. Aziraphale’s got him there. (He’d never had an end to the sentence.)

“Alright, what’ve you got then?”

“I vow to stay with you and love you for the rest of the world and beyond.”

“Oh,” Crowley says, blinking. “Oh, that’s good.“ 

“Do you want to borrow it? We can use the same.”

“Might,” Crowley shrugs, “Might put my own spin on it. You know. Style." 

A vow rises in his throat (he won’t say it, they come all the time). I will love you always. Forward in time and back again. Across every inch of space. Every bit of you, your existence. I will love you in the spaces you are and in the empty spots where you are not. (This is something he means, yes, but it is something his tongue would trip over. He won’t say it. Not ever. Not exactly.)

"What do you think yours might be?” Aziraphale asks, “I’m curious, of course, though you don’t have to say quite yet.”

“I don’t know, let me think about it.”

We can fast forward. He’ll find something. A vow (he has so many). 

Later, he will say this, feeling slightly awkward and face redburnt with nerves, shifting on his scattershot hips, wearing black but not his black. More formal. There’s some rot of a flower in his lapel. He knows all the flowers of the world, every growth. He is a gardener, yes, but he cannot pull the name from his memory. Not now. (His hands are shaking, he tries to hold them very still.)

There’s light there, across from him. It’s blinding.  

Just this. 

“I love you, I swear that I always will. Everything that comes with it.”

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Anonymous asked:

I got my first job interview tomorrow! I’m excited and scared! Give me good luck please!

That’s fantastic–a huge achievement just getting the interview! Wishing you a ton of good luck*–take a deep breath, be yourself, and you will do great! Let us know how it goes! 

*which we manufacture in Sector 81 for two cents a pound.

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nanasketchdump asked:

As a... Bigger person. Its not very often I see beautiful art of bigger people where it isn't used to mock and I just wanna say thank you. It means alot. I've looked at your good omens fanart about 4 million times now 💜💜💜

Hello! Thank you so much for your message, I’m genuinely moved. Bigger bodies are beautiful. God wouldn’t make Aziraphale this way if She didn’t think so, right?! 

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