undeadhousewife
Anonymous asked:
Can you draw good omen?
rafaelafranzen
lineffability
Confession: I’ve never seen nor read Good omens. All my information is from Tumblr and I think it goes somewhat like this
good-omens-fan-comics
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Take care of ur pets (for my pal @thedreamer240 ;p)
moki-dokie
jacoroni asked:
Really happy to know you’re not an aphobe uwu
absolutely NOT and aphobes are not welcome here they can go sit on a cactus and fuck right off :D
toastedbuckwheat
demonsgold asked:
Your Aziraphales are wonderful in their curves and soft edges, and I'm dying in love with Madame Tracy helping them find their comfortable place in the world of sexualities.
I headcanon her as their best resource on that matter. She’s such a brave, warm, accepting woman who has clearly done it all, and seemed to have adored Aziraphale straight away. Helping them figure out their needs would surely be an exciting and fulfilling task for her.
niceprophecies
moki-dokie
Anonymous asked:
I bet that Aziaphale as Crowley was living a certain fantasy when he conspicuously jumped into that bathtub in underwear, legs spread out, level of sassines 1000 and that cheeky, almost flirty, smile at the end
you’re absolutely right that angel bastard had been dreaming of this moment since the day he met crowley
noirandchocolate
The facts are these: a dwarf needs to get gold to get married. It costs a lot of money to raise a young dwarf to marriageable age. Food, clothes, chain mail…endless expenses. And they need repaying. Two dwarfs getting married must each ‘buy’ the other dwarf off their parents. It’s a sort of two-way dowry. And it has to be paid in gold or gems, because that’s traditional. Hence the dwarf saying: 'worth his weight in gold’ (dwarfs aren’t big on metaphor–some mines priced dwarfs that way).
Of course, if a dwarf has been working for his parents then that will be taken into account on the other side of the ledger, and a dwarf who leaves off marrying until later in life may possibly be owed quite a tidy sum in wages.
All this appears rather chilly, but it is traditional and appears to work. Invariably, after being paid in full for the raising of their offspring, the parents will give the couple a huge wedding present–often much bigger than the dowry. But that is then between dwarf and dwarf, out of love and respect–not between people who are, in a sense, debtor and creditor. In many ways, it works rather better than the human system. Everybody seems to win.
Terry Pratchett and Stephen Briggs, “Turtle Recall: The Discworld Companion So Far”
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