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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - the missing episodes: series three, volume two

Annoyed by what he perceives to be recent laxity in station security, Odo presents Sisko with a new code of conduct for all new arrivals on DS9, which he calls his list of ‘Odos and Odon’ts’. When Sisko points out that, as a play on words, it doesn’t really work, Odo stalks off, moodily. Later that evening, Kira is granted a terrifying vision of a dystopian future, in which Odo has become the tyrannical ‘Supreme Dictator of the Alpha Quadrant’, ruthlessly enforcing even the most trivial of rules and regulations. The whole plotline is basically a vehicle/ excuse for the episode title ‘Odo, you don’t!’

Someone has left a seemingly endless trail of string throughout the station, and everyone tries – obsessively – to trace it to its origin, in the hope that something super-awesome might be at the end of it.

People aren’t quite sure how to feel after Dr Bashir’s latest theatrical offering, ‘A Klavion-player on the Roof’, a musical set in a rural Bajoran community on the eve of the Cardassian occupation, has its debut performance on DS9.

O’Brien bungles his wife’s name when introducing her at a diplomatic soiree. Needless to say, ‘Kenco’ doesn’t see the funny side… 

Having encountered a gelatinous, bio-luminescent, seemingly sentient mass on an uncharted planet, Jadzia’s decision to ‘just prod it and see what happens’ has unfortunate – if predictable – results…

Garak embarks on a campaign of mercantile mischief whereby he sticks dressmaker’s pins in all the chairs on the promenade, then rakes in the money padding-out the seat of everyone’s trousers. Then he strips, gags and ties Bashir to an information point before stealing a runabout. 

Cirroc Lofton is replaced by Magic Johnson for one episode and no explanation is ever given. 

Something involving Quark’s hapless brother under the title ‘Rom-a-loma-ding-dong’. 

The crew protests the proposed construction of a Ferengi-run ‘WormMart’ space mall across the way. 

A strange ionic storm (or something) bombards the station, displacing Sisko in space and time and replacing him with his ‘Negative-Universe’ counterpart: Benton Francis, a lanky, balding, bespectacled white guy who gets scared when his office doors open and hides behind his desk..

Dax hooks-up with an alien who is utterly incapable of experiencing any sexual stimulation, and determines to stay in bed until she’s broken him. 

Kira beats the living crap out of Quark when she finds out he’s been selling her lingerie under the the counter. 

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