archaeologistproblems
Archaeologist problems, climate change edition - When shit like this happens within about 10km of where you’re working and you gotta get your field crew home safe before you literally get trapped on a mountain somewhere…
probablybadrpgideas
Make it so that in your games world all magic required specific movements to cast. Slowly hint that this movement is the macarena. Once this is revealed tell the players the common name for magic in your world is murder macarena.
elodieunderglass
trainthief
“Jason mamoa has a dad bod” is just one of the many sentences im glad I dont have to read ever since I moved to a faraway cave where I meditate in the morning mist and spend my afternoons illuminating old Frasier fanfictions with less than 20 kudos that I’ve printed out
like normally the idea that anyone thinks of this as anything other than a remarkably healthy body would have me furious but luckily I am far too busy drawing a little picture where Niles Crane is running over a wily serpent with his Segway
next time I see that post with people being disappointed by the fact that Brendan Fraser inhabits a mortal body, I will think of you, painstakingly gilding Martin’s halo as he fights off an advancing snail with his cane, and I’ll know that all is right in the world
fuckyeahgoodomens
Anonymous asked:
what kind of reputation does Gabriel has?
For example he was the one telling Mary about baby Jesus, which is kind of funny imagining our Gabriel to do so :D.
artist-in-space
Ineffability: Face Armageddon
Choose Your Fighter: Where your player is either the angel who probably stormed into Bastille for crepes and forgot that it was the French Revolution or the devil who entered Consecrated Ground in the middle of World War Two
(but don’t worry one’s got a flaming sword and one’s got a car crank and a plant mister full of holy water so somehow they’ll avert the apocalypse)
rafaelafranzen
forineffablereasons
Anonymous asked:
forineffablereasons answered:
aziraphale: look we can give them wings!
crowley: and they can queue twenty-five minutes for a $12 watered down latte at the gates!
ineffableplan
Anonymous asked:
*cough* so in my non-mammalian sex fic experience, which we needn't discuss any further, the appeal is in The Weirdness. are there tentacles? tell me how they feel when they do their wiggly thing! suffused with sentient goop? tell me how their synapses interface, and all the neat tingles that result! oviposition? give me all the mechanics! the high strangeness! let's get nuts! yours truly, a humble freak
Okay yeah this is pretty helpful, and tbh I think I just found my problem with my draft.
Thank you Anon Whose-Kinks-Shall-Not-Be-Discussed
undeadhousewife
etherviolet
So I learned two cool things about humans:
Humans have stripes!
Human skin is overlaid with what dermatologists call Blaschko’s Lines, a pattern of stripes covering the body from head to toe. The stripes run up and down your arms and legs and hug your torso. You cannot see them without special equipment as the difference between the stripe cells and the non-stripes are too subtle for human eyes to pick up. You will also notice them at if something irritates the skin, as rashes and moles can form along these invisible lines.
Humans are bio-luminescent!
We glow in the dark. Natural chemical reactions in our cells let out some energy in the form of visible light. Unfortunately this light is very weak, about 1000 times weaker than the eye can see. Scientists still don’t know if there are animals capable of seeing this light in humans.
So, it gave me an idea, and I will be writing something on it, but I’m also eager to see where others would go with the idea: what if humans met a race that could see our stripes, or our glow, or both!
My take on the idea will involve the aliens adoring these glowing stripy creatures. Humans, meanwhile, are really confused about why these aliens find us so much more attractive than the more colourful creatures out there. Their compliments would confuse us. We literally cannot see what makes us beautiful to them.
Anyone who wants to write this, feel free to go other places; love, hate, disgust, confusion. Any reaction from the humans, or aliens, can make a good story.
My mind went straight to alien war 😂 humans being so confused as to how these aliens can always seem to spot them in the night
Humans getting mad when their alien team doesn’t let them go anywhere at night when they go out to fight!
“Why the hell can’t I go out with you guys?”
“You’ll give away our position, Human-Mary.” Mary placed a hand on her hip and huffed. Human aggression. Or, at least, annoyance, Tucer had learned.
“I am not that noisy, Tucer!”
“It’s like shining a light beam for the enemy.”
“I’m sneaky enough for the daytime!”
“Well you do not glow in the daytime and your stripes camouflage you surprisingly well!” Mary froze, looking confused. Tucer huffed. Was Human-Mary so oblivious to the visual stimuli of her bioluminescence?
“I…glow?” Tucer sensed the rest of the group tense up and he exchanged a look with another alien in the group.
“You mean to tell me you do not know?”
“No. I can’t see it.” She looked defeated, perhaps finally seeing the futility of her anger at being left out. “So I’ve been putting you in danger when I go out at night without even knowing it?”
“It…would seem so.” A pause. Damn! What if this news put her in an emotionally unstable state! Think back to the care manuals! “But your stripes aid us in the daytime!” He said, mandibles stretching as he made an effort to replicate the human act of baring their teeth known as smiling.
“I have stripes, too?” His optical orifices widened. She couldn’t see those either?! What was the point of them, then?!
“Yes…?”
Human-Mary seemed to perk up very quickly. He almost forgot how drastically their moods changed. “Woah… That’s so awesome!”
The rest of the troupe left the camp, save a couple of ‘chaperones’ to make sure it wasn’t just the human. They never heard any more complaints about being left from the human-Mary, though Tucer in particular got bombarded by questions from Mary regarding her seemingly invisible traits for a long while afterwards.
@thecrappyartist16 love it. Be proud of what you wrote.
toastedbuckwheat
Let’s see if it gets taken down.
I just really wanted to draw Aziraphale wearing a strap-on harness! Because his parts are not male? Likely. Because on this occasion he did not feel like Making An Effort to miracle himself *any* genitals, yet still wanted to please his Snakey? Also very likely.
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fishyfishyfishtimes
mallsharks
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
