[moki-dokie]

[toastedbuckwheat]

Someone had a problem with me drawing Aziraphale ‘too fat’ in my previous piece, which got me beyond upset cuz his soft round glory deserves all the appreciation in the world. Especially as he surely loves his body (he’d alter it by miracles otherwise, right?) and nice clothes that suit him. And who can advise on cute and sexy clothes as well as various… accessories better than Madame Tracy? (The harness also came from her. She’s determined to help these two being of very abstract, from human POV, sexuality - find their comfortable spot in the world of pleasure in it if they ever decide to enter it x)

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[moki-dokie]

anyone else has problems you send them MY way because this????? this is what i live for. this makes me scream with joy. only those who draw aziraphale chubby will survive the winter. 

i’m in LOVE

[enby-distortion]

[kink-shame-the-birds]

One of the many reasons that most of Hell hates Crowley that in the 2000s, Crowley came up with a brilliant idea. He called a meeting with the rest of Hell. So everyone in Hell had to drag their asses to meeting room #3, only to discover that he’s got video for them all. Ah, finally! Something other than another boring powerpoint slideshow! Crowley presses play…

The video is titled ‘Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up’. A human man with red hair begins dancing and singing on screen while Crowley grins like an idiot. None of the other demons know what’s happening.

Dagon is groaning into her hands, Beelzebub is .2 seconds from flipping their shit, and Hastur and Ligur were never paying attention in the first place.

Presentations now have to be vetted before they hit the meeting room floor.

[moki-dokie]

Anonymous asked:

tbh i don't really see aziraphale being a bastard?

smiling-like-a-snake answered:

he was willing to kill a child with a trumpet gun and was only stopped by madam tracy

[smiling-like-a-snake]

aziraphale doesn’t WANT to be the angelic agent of divine wrath he’s supposed to be. he doesn’t want to do it. he wants to be “the nice one”. 

does crowley have to save him? no! aziraphale was never in any actual danger any of the times crowley comes to rescue him. but the fact is that crowley allows aziraphale to be nice, to be good. this is the angel who gave up his sword (literally) because he didn’t want to be the terrifying guardian of the eastern gate. 

aziraphale is kind and good and soft because he chooses to be, but that won’t stop him from being utterly terrifying when it’s necessary.

[moki-dokie]

aziraphale makes his shop the most unwelcoming place possible to customers. he literally will do whatever it takes short of violence to keep people from buying his books. 

he sent that random airforce guard to WHO FUCKING KNOWS WHERE instead of like. you know. just miracling his gun into something else. miracling him 5 miles away. and then he’s just like “hm i hope i didn’t send him somewhere unpleasant anyway lets go”

he miracles real guns into water guns but then when he realizes he missed a couple he’s just like “whoopsie lol”

he makes a cop’s ticketbook fucking combust in his hands and the motherfucker blushes when crowley calls him out on it

he just fucking. miracles them an open reservation spot at the ritz. idk how long the waitlist is there but i assume it’s lengthy and he just fucking ruins someones weeks/months long plans to go on a super gay date with his boyfriend.

he sasses crowley ALL. THE. TIME.

he flicks holy water at demons behind the glass, scaring the shit out of them for no other purpose than to scare the shit out of them. makes michael miracle him a bath towel. asks the motherfucking dark council for a rubber duck. like. that was all so much extra than crowley could have ever been.

aziraphale is SUCH a bastard. it’s not in huge ways, nor all the time. but he is enough of one.

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[zeichenwut]

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You’ve Got Mail (Good Omens style)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ypiiT3

by tenandi

Struggling boutique bookseller Aziraphale hates Anthony Crowley, the owner of a Mega Books chain store that’s moving into his neighborhood. When they meet online, however, they begin an intense and anonymous Internet romance, oblivious of each other’s true identity. Fluff and misunderstandings ensue.

Bonus: Death is a lawyer.
Bonus bonus: <3<3<3

Words: 8713, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

• Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
• Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
• Additional Tags: you’ve got mail - Freeform, Aziraphale as Meg Ryan, Crowley as Tom Hanks, Fluff, SO MUCH FLUFF, No smut…for once, OMG no smut?, Still really sweet though, finished work

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ypiiT3

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Housestaff Restricted to 6000 Steps Per Day

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In an effort to balance resident wellness and service, the ACGME (Accreditation Council for Graduate Medical Education) has formally recommended limiting all housestaff to 6000 per steps school. In recent years, ACGME has recommended limittinh housestaff work by either “capping” residents to the …

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[iwilltrytobereasonable]

[thomasbngalter]

i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’

[good-omens-fanart]

[dan-is-drawing]

Crowley: *is a fallen angel*

Me: “Aesthetic.”