Hot spring
This is your life
Don’t play hard to get
It’s a free world
All you have to do is fall in love
Play the game - yeah
Everybody play the game of love
Ooh yeah
xxxx
Dining at the Ritz, we’ll meet at nine precisely
(One two three four five six seven eight nine o’ clock)
I will pay the bill, you taste the wine
Driving back in style, in my saloon will do quite nicely
Just take me back to yours that will be fine (come on and get it)
featherquillpen
more aziraphale/crowley fic recs
No particular theme this time, just some fic I have read recently that I absolutely loved.
sing for the angel a psalm of shadows by Raven
So I’m personally kind of obsessed with the fact that Aziraphale did temptations for Crowley as part of the Arrangement. I keep wondering what it’s like when Aziraphale tempts people. This fic finally answered my burning questions, and HOW. You will never be able to get these images out of your head, and you will be grateful for it.
Lead me to the banquet hall by obstinatrix & wishwellingtons
This fic destroyed me emotionally. It’s a character study of Crowley, and his love for Aziraphale, through food and their different relationships to it. It features Aziraphale having an emotional meltdown over Crowley’s fridge, and Aziraphale feeding cheesecake to Crowley in a heartbreakingly tender fashion.
my saloon will do quite nicely by tinsnip
The Bentley is quasi-sentient, passive-aggressive, communicates via the and ships Crowley with Aziraphale. This fic is very funny.
A Street in a Strange World by Giddygeek
This is another marvelous “the night at Crowley’s flat” fic, this one featuring a really lovely conversation between Aziraphale and God Herself.
Not So Blue by pineapplecrushface
This fic is SO SWEET AND FUNNY. I shrieked like a teakettle while reading it. One thing I love about it is the sense you get that the whole world is fundamentally refreshed and new because of the way Adam remade it.
Something to do with these sacred words by Solshine
In which Crowley has been openly confessing his love for Aziraphale since nearly the beginning. I think this fic gets exactly right the reasons why Aziraphale held back from loving Crowley for so long – namely, it’s not because he distrusted Crowley or doubted his own mind, but because he was desperately afraid of the consequences for Crowley’s safety.
the technology is neutral by Deputychairman
Aziraphale and Crowley hook up in a seedy gay porn cinema in the 80s. This fic features a wonderful philosophical conversation about the nature of love and sex, and a beautiful sex scene full of angst and repressed longing.
how big the hourglass, how deep the sand by Handful_of_Silence
Tearjerker alert: you may need a box of tissues for this one, but I promise there’s a happy ending. A desperate man tries to summon a demon, and accidentally summons Aziraphale, much to Aziraphale’s sorrow. Meanwhile, Crowley has no idea where his angel has gone.
The One in Which Crowley Discovers Wanking by for_autumn_i_am
This fic is just as funny as the title promises, but it’s also deeply deeply romantic and touching? I love when authors take cracky premises and take them seriously.
I’ll Stand On the Ocean Until I Start Sinking by copperbadge
In which Aziraphale saves Crowley from drowning in the Flood by smuggling him onto the Ark, and Crowley discovers a passion for babysitting. Cute.
another good omens dump….. i really love them sf much they are so funny
bee-squared-official
feketeribizli
cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once
cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream
i’ve had my tattoo for 3 days and michael sheen still hasn’t noticed it. bruh moment


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