some thoughts on self objectification
One half of my otp: *dies*
Me: it’s funny how you think dying is going to get you out of this ship
bmouse
kosmonauttihai
I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living
shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge
bmouse
lem0urohasmoved-deactivated2022
…im sorry.
…….im not, actually
(altho i AM sorry if someone did this already i dont know akdsfahakfh and sorry for old joke that is old akdfjhaf)
bmouse
batneko
Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”
It was about blood types
As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of
This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.
This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink
Please add more
i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so
May I present:
This monstrosity
Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take
How about this classic?
bmouse
mobydickering
Paging @aintnomessnomo and @notmybesttry
GLOW IN THE DARK POCKET SHARK
(note that they’re not called pocket sharks because they’re pocket size, but because they have pockets, near their gills.)
“hey, nice shark”
“THANKS IT HAS POCKETS”
fishyfishyfishtimes
