ladyyatexel
Every day I wake up to more blood test results and rule out more and more things
In a way, I just want one to come back with something, to just have it be Lyme disease so we can treat it and I’m done
ladyyatexel
I wonder how much I’ll have to pay for someone to test my blood for fucking syphilis like it’s 1445
Like i can promise you i do not have syphilis the same way i can promise I’m not pregnant
ladyyatexel
I wish I could get video of this cat doing backflips out of forward flips and somersaults in the air while we play with this fish toy I bought at the dollar store
I think cat will be called Onyx
ladyyatexel
Wal-Mart employee, carrying boxes: the mess just keeps getting bigger and bigger
Other employee, ass deep in cardboard: are you talking about the sales floor or my life
fishyfishyfishtimes
mallsharks
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
