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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Everybody loses their shit for Crowley turning into his snake form to take naps or whatever, but can you imagine if Aziraphale did the same??? Crowley walks into the shop and is completely blinded by the 7 winged, 1000 eyed, ball of holy power floating lazily between the shelves.

Neil confirmed that Crowley's eyes get Full Snakey when hes stressed too, so imagine a heated discussion in the park and Aziraphale starts sprouting extra eyes or some shit and Crowley is like "babe I am begging you to chill the fuck out, youre scaring the ducks"

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jvlianbashir

fuckign… did i tell you guys i went to an advertising conference a few weeks ago for extra credit in one of my classes and one of the guest speakers was the team that runs the wendy’s twitter

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when these people talk very deliberately about how they work to make people think of the wendy’s brand as both a) a person and b) their friend

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when they put one of those pieces of “anime waifu” wendy’s fan art up on the screen and some degenerate in the audience wolf-whistles

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ohcoolaslug

People be tryin to find loopholes to give a shit about these corporate run twitter accounts as if its one sad lonely underpaid intern helplessly posting against their will and bettet judgement to appeal to the unpredictable masses. It’s literally Teams of people who went to school to purposefully understand how to manipulate masses of people. They deserve our hostility in abundance