Probably my favorite thing about Hastur is the fact that he always looks like he just realized he forgot something he was supposed to grab at the store but he’s already halfway home.



Probably my favorite thing about Hastur is the fact that he always looks like he just realized he forgot something he was supposed to grab at the store but he’s already halfway home.



his pockets are so small. where else is he gonna put all his shit? yeah he could easily just make whatever he needs appear when he needs it but he loves really flashy, expensive, pointless stuff so he’d definitely have some really big designer purse that he carries with him at all times.
bonus points: nobody mentions it
double bonus points: nobody mentions it, except aziraphale, who asks something really mundane like, “dear, do you have a mint?” *cue crowley emptying half the contents of his flat out of his handbag in search of a mint while aziraphale sits there like its nbd (bc this isn’t even the first time it’s happened), but everyone around them is getting increasingly more concerned as the items get weirder and weirder*
I Need Never Get Old // Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats
I know that some will say
It matters but little babe
Ah but come on and mean it to me
I need it so bad
I needed to try
Needed to fall
I needed your love I’m burning away
I need never get old