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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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concept: crowley carrying a handbag

his pockets are so small. where else is he gonna put all his shit? yeah he could easily just make whatever he needs appear when he needs it but he loves really flashy, expensive, pointless stuff so he’d definitely have some really big designer purse that he carries with him at all times.

bonus points: nobody mentions it

double bonus points: nobody mentions it, except aziraphale, who asks something really mundane like, “dear, do you have a mint?” *cue crowley emptying half the contents of his flat out of his handbag in search of a mint while aziraphale sits there like its nbd (bc this isn’t even the first time it’s happened), but everyone around them is getting increasingly more concerned as the items get weirder and weirder*