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ifeelbetterer

I can't get over the fact that Good Omens COULD have set up a narrative of Oh No The Demon Is Infuriatingly Attractive To Me What Will I Do???!? and chose instead to reverse it. Aziraphale is absolutely the femme fatale that Crowley can't resist. And he does it by being rather adorable. Like.....his arsenal of femme fatale weapons includes pouting and fits of pique. And Crowley is a cartoon of heart eyes floating behind him. What a magnificent choice.

ifeelbetterer

(@ransur) #not that this post isnt 100% accurate bc crowley definitely is the messy pining one  #but we do get a couple of moments where aziraphale is like 'good lord he looks good this century'  #stolen glances and little unconcious smiles he has to reign in before crowley catches him

(@qqueenofhades)  /CACKLES  I MEAN THEY VERY MUCH DID SET UP SAID NARRATIVE  THAT IS 100% A THING THEY DID  'CROWLEY! OH GOOD LORD!'  SAYS THE ANGEL  HAVING GOTTEN HIS DUMB ASS LOCKED UP IN THE FRIGGING BASTILLE  EXPLICITLY TO GET HIS BOYFRIEND TO RESCUE HIM  BUT YES THEY HAD THE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL DEMON  BE AN ABSOLUTE FRIGGING MESS OVER THE FUSSY ADORABLE ANGEL  'CARTOON OF HEART EYES FLOATING BEHIND HIM'  IS A DELIGHTFUL TURN OF PHRASE  ANYWAY YES  

I am glad you are both engaging with me on this, clearly the best of all meta, but can I just point out: Crowley is in ZERO ways performing a seductive demon to Tempt Aziraphale, regardless of how Aziraphale rakes his eyes up and down Crowley’s body sometimes. Like, the only thing less get-over-able than Crowley heart-eyes-ing his way down the street behind Aziraphale is how goddamn hiLARious the moments are that Aziraphale chooses to be like WOW, YOU HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT about. Like. The Bastille, an excellent point you raised. Crowley looks absurd. He has the worst hair he ever had. He’s not even, like, posed for Sexy. He is posed for Dramatic Reveal. 

And then Aziraphale acts like he’s wearing lingerie and maybe doing a quick burlesque show. 

What’s especially wonderful about the 6k year slowburn from Aziraphale’s POV is how he actually really does believe Crowley is, like, Erotically Charged at all times. Crowley is leaning against a bookshelf trying to keep himself from vibrating into another dimension from nerves, quietly clenching and unclenching the hand Aziraphale brushed up against earlier, and Aziraphale acts like he’s doing the dance of the seven veils. 

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irishfolklore

Not to be furiously antimodern but everything you make is art and you can minimize it all you want by calling it a hobby or a craft or a hyperfixation but it’s art because you created it and humans just make art because it’s what we do and it can’t be good or bad because it just IS and when you make art you are part of something very beautiful and very human

witchella

Knitting is art! Baking is art! Interior decorating is art! Your fashion is art! Your hair is art! Gardening is art! Sewing is art! The fried rice you made yesterday is ART, BUDDY.