roachleakage
ok i love mothman as much as the rest of you guys but you guys need to expand your horizons
y’all are sleeping on some of the best cryptids
The opposite of “bonfire” is, presumably, “malice.”
bmouse
ittybittytrashpanda
Hey English language, fuck you, wow
This took me so much longer to understand than it should have
ao3feed-goodomens
It Was Just a Yolk
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Crowley thought he had just nailed the best prank for Aziraphale – poof up some unfertilized snake eggs, drop them off calling them his kids, and bugger off for a week without answering anymore questions. It was perfect.
Until he comes back to find the yolk is on him.
Words: 1427, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
- Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen, M/M
- Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), A hord of babies, kinda - Character, more characters tba
- Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
- Additional Tags: based on tumblr, Post-Canon, Fluff, And Lots of Confusion, Aziraphale is the best dad, Crowley is the best confused dad, Baby sneks, Warning: Many Puns
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enby-distortion
thelonelygirlsfears
jon hamm didnt even speak in a british accent skskskdfhd he had one (1) job and it was to be as handsome as neil gaiman wanted gabriel to be
yes
thegoodomensdumpster
ineffable-bisexual
Had a hilarious thought about my headcanon of angel sweat/tears being holy water, after I thought about the idea that tears are probably the most powerful version of it.
Az-as-Crowley: “That’s holy water.“
Michael: “The holiest, yes.”
Someone: “… how do you even get ‘the holiest,’ exactly?”
HEAVEN, TWO HOURS EARLIER
The Archangel Fucking Gabriel: *cutting a huge stack of onions while watching that one Sarah McLaughlan commercial and just PATHETICALLY UGLY-SOBBING into a jar Michael is holding*
i-got-personality
Anonymous asked:
one more. beatrice and benedick please
The one who always cooks at home: Neither of them
The one who always orders out: Both of them
The one who sings loudest in the car: They are both EXTREMELY loud and EXTREMELY bad car singers
The one who loves sappy movies: Benedick
The one who goes for a hug first: Benedick
The one who asked the other one out first: Benedick
The one who did or will propose: Beatrice
The big spoon: Beatrice
The little spoon: Benedick
thegoodomensdumpster
ineffable-bisexual
Another colloboration we did. The sketch is mine and my friend has painted it.
Check her gallery on vk https://vk.com/bones_blyat
undeadhousewife
audarcy
When EMTs and film/tv production crew comment on twitter threads about Amazon warehouse working conditions like “I work 12 hour shifts too, suck it up” like…………guys. You shouldn’t be working 12 hour shifts either. As few people as possible should be working 12 hour shifts
THIS. Medical professions ESPECIALLY.
Ok but I really, really don’t want to be treated by a medical professional who’s on the later end of a 12 hour shift?! Like that isn’t even just about worker’s rights, an exhausted EMT or nurse or surgeon is a lot more likely to mess up and get their patients killed, who the fuck thought shifts like that were a good idea
And I know so many people in the medical community who will fight nail and tooth against this. It’s ridiculous. They love having say 4 days on, 3 off (which is pretty common iirc) but guys. How about. 4 days on, 3 days off… at 8 hours a day?? Like maybe it’s time we really start pushing for living wages with living hours? Add in affordable school for all and this is beyond doable (because people won’t be working themselves to death to pay off student loans, something the medical community is well known for)
gayglitterqueen
undeadhousewife
audarcy
Bruh I hate to tell you this but foods are made of ingredients
Did you know eating a slice of pizza is like snorting 100g of flour
fishyfishyfishtimes
