[sofacrawler]

[personsonable]

honestly? i love shaving my head. love looking in a mirror and seeing some bald motherfucker. genuinely fills me with a sense of relief, not sure why

[science-jumps]

Something something self through the other

[science-jumps]

Seth Everman kink

[science-jumps]

Human brain: hair is evolved to protect our head

Monkey brain: heehee chrome dome. God bless

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

this reply terrifies me more than religion or mortality ever could

[the-witchs-brew]

I hated the whole Killer Clown epidemic. Not because it was scary but because they weren’t clowns. They were people dressed as clowns.

Call me picky but I’m not going to believe someone is a clown till they’ve shown me their Clown Credentials. Proved they attended Clown School and took tumbling and juggling classes, studied pie recipes and trajectories until 3am, agonised over their makeup, broke bones trying to fit into one of those tiny cars with 12 other clowns…

There are people out there who have worked hard to bear the title Clown, and these fuckers think they can put on a wig and pass themselves off???

Not on my watch.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

naive of you to assume those were costumes

[ilikeprettyclothes]

I am steadily growing my #dinosaur clothing collection.

Top - @uniquevintage
Skirt - @vixen_by_micheline_pitt
Cardigan - #makcardigan
Earrings - @splendette
Shoes - @skechersnewzealand

#myoutfits #ootd #ootdshare #ootdsocialclub #psootd #nzstylecurvettes #vixenbymichelinepitt #vixenstyle #greenhairdontcare💚 #uniquevintage #splendette #skechersnewzealand
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ArfHugGCV/?igshid=15al2mkydmeai

[invisibleicewands]

[thegoodomensdumpster]

[et-in-arkadia]

michael please i beg of you i wasn’t built for this

that moment when you have just written a fic on this very topic and are sharing a braincell with mr. sheen.

[thegoodomensdumpster]

Ah I love everything here, but guys go read drawlight’s fic it’s very good !

[rafaelafranzen]

[yamisnuffles]

Based off a photo of David and Michael that I couldn’t help but make a bit more ineffable. 

[rafaelafranzen]

[elios-art]

They are having a grooming session cause Aziraphale’s wings are extremely messy and Crowley is tired to be distracted by that mess. How can Zira even fly is beyond him. 

[rafaelafranzen]

[blooming-cyre]

A bit late but - everyday is NB Day for me anyways so I’m gonna leave this here! Stickers, shirts & other merch are available in my redbubble shop! :D

[rem-ir]

[girasolesande]

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for a few seconds😂

[bellevoix321]

I’ve let this loop at least five times, it keeps getting funnier...

[gayglitterqueen]

[doggosource]

good boi

[viostormcaller]

OH MY GOD?????? OHHHHH MY GOD??????????

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Reblog for VERY BLESSED ENERGY