[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Anonymous asked:

You know how Aziraphale says "Well, I'll be damned!" and Crowley replies "It's not that bad when you get used to it.", Crowley looks so pleased with himself, and honestly, I wonder how long he was waiting to make that joke. It wouldn't surprise me if he came up with it centuries ago.

Yeah! :D

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anthropomorphic-stamp-case-deac asked:

If you were a boat what type of boat would you be

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

cyko-tik-tabaxi asked:

These stupid meatbags are so FRAGILE I leave mine in the sun for a hour and now its shedding and it itches Advice?

you gotta vacuum it and do a deep conditioning 

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[snowdropfrog]

I love Good Omens. I love Beelzebub. And somehow I think that the vibe of After Hours by The Velvet Underground really fits them.

Tumblr didn't let me post my whole cover but maybe that's for the better, anyway, this is my tribute to the fandom and to my favorite Duke of Hell.

[neil-gaiman]

Reposting because someone dressed as Beelzebub singing Velvet Underground songs, especially that one, is pretty much perfect in every way.

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[cryoverkiltmilk]

This is one of those lines of dialogue that could be mistaken for a shitpost if you haven’t actually watched the series.

[ladymac111]

bold of you to suggest that TNG wasn’t at least 50% a shitpost

[thydungeonguy]

So like I think there should be a third potential outcome for contests beyond “one character wins” and “the two characters tie” being “both characters fail”

Imagine a situation where two characters are trying to grab a magic orb from a pedestal before the other. An opposed Dexterity check, right? The potential results are that one character wins, grabbing the orb first, or that the characters tie, grabbing the orb at the same time and now wrestling for it.

But what if there was a magical threshold that the characters had to beat to succeed at all? Like, if both characters fail it they fumble around with the orb and it falls on the floor. The situation has changed now, albeit slightly.

This was in part inspired by a game of my own design that I’m currently working on where I actually want stuff like “both characters in a contest can succeed to a degree” and so on to be a part of the basic mechanic

[assiraphales]

yah aziraphale might be a little behind when it comes to pop culture but he loves books and would probably want to watch movie adaptations all the time. imagine all the actors crowley ended up being jealous of bc aziraphale had little baby crushes lmaoo

[fashionbeyondgender]

[fashionbeyondgender]

newfashion

[mistysblueboxstuff]

Get thee behind me, foul fiend

i just really like azi’s pretend-pout face in this scene so a small study it is

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[reigenaratakaspisskink]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[she-was-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[reigenaratakaspisskink]

:/

[teojida]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor