fuckyeahgoodomens
paleobiology
A sketch female ceratosaurus dragging a camptosaurus carcass back to her nest.
yourplayersaidwhat
“All your bones are equally broken”
DM after our communist dwarf jumped down into a pool full of air. He always jokes that he wants to kill everyone equally, survived the fight with one HP because he wanted to spread is damage amongst every enemy equally and then forget there was nothing in that pool.
a-zira-fell
jewish-harley-quinn asked:
Crowley definitely smokes weed but also? He makes edibles for Aziraphale. He grows weed with his other plants and he’s extra harsh w them bc they’re for his Angel they’ve gotta be perfect
anthonycrowleymoved answered:
oh boy we doin weed omens again i like hallie’s idea that aziraphale is the Hardcore marijuana smoker. he’s a real connoisseur. crowley’s just like ‘aziraphale will this help my anxiety’
i think aziraphale will try anything once and crowley’s very like Nah Son I Have Bad Brain and like he’s not a human who grew up with D.A.R.E. or whatever so he doesn’t have any kind of prejudice against All Drugs, but in his exploration of the world and all its pleasures crowley’s tried a few things that interacted with his anxiety and ptsd REAL bad so he’ll try new things but only with aziraphale’s advice and babysitting bc there’s no one else he really trusts to know what he should avoid or how to pull him out of a bad state
a-zira-fell
magic-ramen
Adam the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness: hey guys you wanna go t-pose aggressively at Mr. Tyler until he calls the police
elodieunderglass
quietdormouse
@elodieunderglass I found a mirror for you
Yeah you DID
imagine if this was what smartphones were like
a-zira-fell
igneousghoul
putting on my idiot hat for a minute but im losing it lads.
so i saw this post and at first glance thought “oh someone remade the good omens illustration into a tattoo!” until i saw the caption. the post is about a tattoo design thought to be popular among gay criminals in the 19th century here’s two of those designs
now why am i having a fucking gay meltdown???? here’s a section divider in good omens. usually the section dividers are little hour glasses w either wings and a halo or bat wings and a devils tail, for crowley and aziraphale respectively. but after the not-apocalypse it changes to this one bc they’re united
hello???? hello?????? HELLO?
HELLO???
H E L L O
spockvarietyhour
fishyfishyfishtimes
