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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

can you draw crowley and aziraphale in wedding outfits (obviously they get married in season two, duh)

icekirbys answered:

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I might come back to this, but: they would both cry at their wedding

[image description: drawing of crowley and aziraphale from good omens. crowley is wearing a white tux and aziraphale is wearing a black one. they are holding hands]

I see what you did there! good omens
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armalis

sci-fi episodes i want:

  • ship’s computer crashes due to virus acquired during a porn download from a lower decks ensign
  • firmware update was pushed out to the fleet, has vital error in the clock program that causes every computer to repeat 2300. translators have to explain to the enemy why everyone is an hour late to peace talks.
  • unintelligble message is sent out into the void because someone’s pet cat walked across their keyboard. message is interpreted as a marriage proposal.
  • universal translators break, everyone is reduced to hand gestures
  • viewscreen has dead pixels in the upper left corner, drives the captain a bit bonkers
  • space gps tells us to take a right where we should take a left. plucky recent academy grad on the graveyard shift realizes that this would take us into the sun and makes the course correction. ship’s computer advises her for two hours to make a u-turn when it is safe to do so
sailershanty

“siri, how do I land a space ship” is heard over the ship speaker system.

ineffableplan

Anonymous asked:

do you think crowley sheds his skin even in human form?

Yeah he peels like a bad sunburn or ripe fruit for no fucking reason like he’s on his snake period and must be fed mice dipped in chocolate else he whines incessantly and messes with the wiring to all your lights because he’s grumpy over becoming a human shaped onion because snake physiology doesn’t work quite right when you’re no longer exactly a snake

crowley headcanon menstruation mention asks hey i have no idea what to tag for the mice thing tell me if you need that done