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psa @ new good omens fans I’m BEGGING you

before you send neil a question please ask yourself:

  • can i find this out with a quick google search?
  • can i find this out by asking an older fan?
  • can i find this out by reading the book OR by asking someone who has read it?
  • is this a headcanon that i just really really  want to be canon or am i legitimately asking if something i noticed was intentionally done?
  • is it really a good idea to ask neil about [insert kinky/sexy/smutty thing here]?

thank you for your time 

p.s. please also ask yourselves “should i tag neil in this post where op has specifically asked not to have him tagged/where there’s an explicit sexual discussion going on/where he literally asked not to be tagged?”

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Reblogging because sooner or later I will write FAQs, and this is a wonderful place to start when I do.

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