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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
petimetrek anduriil
bootythug

I can’t wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas:

  1. Baptism water park
  2. Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip
  3. Extreme Confessions (where you confess your sins and then have to battle with one of the priests in order to be forgiven)
  4. Buff Jesus
  5. Every choir song is replaced with “Smooth” by Carlos Santana
  6. A 15 min period where we try to summon Satan in order to defeat him once and for all
the-french-belphegor
Is it weird that one of my very favourite scenes is from an episode I haven’t even seen yet? (thank you, Tumblr!) And I mean, Bertie canonically has a piano in his flat - don’t remember where but there are a few mentions - and people only complained...

Is it weird that one of my very favourite scenes is from an episode I haven’t even seen yet? (thank you, Tumblr!) And I mean, Bertie canonically has a piano in his flat - don’t remember where but there are a few mentions - and people only complained when he broke out the banjolele, so even book!Bertie must be a decent player at least.

(Not sure about the colours, but hey. I love them a LOT. And so do they (each other, I mean). No arguments.)

Bertie Wooster Reginald Jeeves Jeeves and Wooster Fanart PG Wodehouse GIMP
ineffableplan elven-child
kedreeva

A flaming sword doesn’t seem very useful against an army full of creatures impervious to fire. A celestial supersoaker filled with holy water seems like a better idea. Might lend some moral weight to their argument, you know. I’m just saying.

slytherlesbian

okay but will i be more scared of an angel with a flaming sword or a nerf water gun?

kedreeva

I suppose that depends on if you’re a demon and if you know the Nerf water gun is filled with holy water. Hastur’s wild screaming implies demons might find the latter a bit more terrifying.

Now, if you’re going to argue AESTHETICS, yes. The only way to go is a big flaming sword. And that’s why he had one. That and super soakers had not been invented yet.

But I wholly believe that in current day, the only thing keeping them from the brilliance of celestial super soakers is that Gabriel has never had a day of fun in his life.

bold-sartorial-statement

#GOOD OMENS #BRB LAUGHING FOREVER #OH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE #I’M JUST PICTURING LIKE #HELL DECIDES TO COME BACK AFTER THEM FOR SOME REASON #CROWLEY GOES TO THE BRITISH EQUIVALENT OF WAL-MART AND COMES BACK WITH AN ENTIRE LAUNDRY BASKET OF WATER GUNS #HE AND AZIRAPHALE FILL THEM ALL UP AND DRY THEM THOROUGHLY #AND THEN CROWLEY STANDS THE HELL BACK WHILE AZIRAPHALE BLESSES THE WHOLE THING #OH MAN WHAT IF THEY HAD CELESTIAL WATER BALLOONS TOO #I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M JUST CRY-LAUGHING OVER THE IMAGE OF AZIRAPHALE BLESSING A LAUNDRY BASKET FULL OF WATER BALLOONS AND SUPER SOAKERS #I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE #ALSO I’M NOW PICTURING HASTUR RUNNING SHRIEKING FROM A HAIL OF WATER BALLOONS #OH MY GOD THANK YOU KEDREEVA THIS IS THE BEST THING (via @mad-madam-m )

kedreeva

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING MY SITUATION that is EXACTLY what I have been PLAGUED with since I wrote this, can you even IMAGINE this idiots being so comically deadly PLEASE

lineffability

1) bold of you to assume super soakers hadn’t been invented yet: God invented them at the same time as the sword, but knew Humanity wasn’t ready for them yet (let alone The Angels)

2) Okay but: Gabriel on a hoverboard, holding a celestial supersoaker, while not having any (concept of) fun at all……..picture it