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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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listen blame @messofthejess for this but I can never un-picture Jesus spending the entirety of Good Omens sitting in his Mom’s basement Heaven in cutoff jorts, watching the shit that’s going down on Earth and occasionally being like “hey uhhhhhh not to eff the ineffable but like… my man Crowley legit looks like he might die of stress in the next ten minutes, is it okay if I, like, pop down and let him know it’s gonna work out alright?” and God’s just like

“NO”

and Jesus is just like “mesus christ, I was just asking, damn” and goes back to strumming his six-string and quietly seething about That Fuckshit

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crowley is an angel who did not fall so much as Saunter Vaguely Downwards, yes? im curious; reblog and tag with what your descriptor would be if you were a good omens demon. i’d be koraliss, an angel who did not fall so much as Jump Up And Down Excitedly Until She Tripped

I'm freddy and I'm a demon who procrastinated so much that when they fell that realisation alone took about 2 millennia real demonic huh hate myself
a-zira-fell anthonycrowleymoved

Anonymous asked:

Every fall out boy song was written by Pete after he and his emo friend Anthony hung out together and Anthony got drunk and cried while talking about his life

anthonycrowleymoved answered:

anon i have to admit i read this at like 9 this morning and thought ‘isn’t that a twist on what canonically happened with crowley and leonardo da vinci’ and that knocked me on my ass so hard that i had to be alone with my thoughts on it and the implications thereof for an additional 15 hours. however, you are correct

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… by Fall Out Boy