listen blame @messofthejess for this but I can never un-picture Jesus spending the entirety of Good Omens sitting in his Mom’s basement Heaven in cutoff jorts, watching the shit that’s going down on Earth and occasionally being like “hey uhhhhhh not to eff the ineffable but like… my man Crowley legit looks like he might die of stress in the next ten minutes, is it okay if I, like, pop down and let him know it’s gonna work out alright?” and God’s just like
“NO”
and Jesus is just like “mesus christ, I was just asking, damn” and goes back to strumming his six-string and quietly seething about That Fuckshit
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