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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lillian-sunshine

Idk man I very much disagree with the assertation that Crowley doesn’t eat, as any one who eats fast can confirm, this is EXACTLY what it’s like to get lunch with a slow eating friend

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tomminowrites

aziraphale: takes his time savoring individual flavors, carefully scooping just the right ratio of whipped cream and raspberry filling for every bite. Very tidy, napkin at hand, no crumbs on table.

crowley: scarfs down an entire slice of devils food cake in .03 seconds

tabbystardust

#Crowley: *unhinges jaw slides contents of entire plate down throat*#Meanwhile Aziraphale is still working out what fork he wants to use

deputychairman

@ Amazon prime show us Crowley unhinge his entire jaw you cowards

snek