coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
Gabriel: Shut your stupid mouth and die already.
Crowley!Aziraphale: *trying to convince himself that killing Gabriel is not an option now, but making a note for the future*
I need someone to draw Crowley being ridiculously scared of mongooses (mongeese???) and like, doing the thing where a mongoose at a zoo comes close and he hops off the ground into Azi’s arms
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jesus christ imagine working in a literal subterranean vermin infested basement mould growing out every hole working your ass off to convince priests to have a wank in the hopes of not being fed to giant dogs and then ms crowley walks in looking like That moving her hips like she wants jebediah to milk a different cow tonight and announces that she’s redesigned a motorway and then disappears to get a mocha frap and her nails done. i’d hate her too.
Legitimately, this is my first and only thought every time I watch this scene.
I cannot think of a single other reason why Crowley’s response to what he has to know is an angelic ability is, “you’re being ridiculous,” OTHER THAN THIS.
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