dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off
after the almost armageddon I bet anathema walks into her kitchen to find the Them making toast and drinking orange juice while reading her conspiracy mags. but, unlike steve harrington who adopted like seven kids, the Them have adopted anathema
listen, it is all fun and good to imagine a demon being sinuous and seductive and even vaguely cool
but please imagine: one time aziraphale took off his coat and rolled up his sleeves, and just catching that glimpse of wrist and forearm nearly gave crowley the fucking vapors like a heroine in a gothic novel
Crowley: Hey, Angel, I saw an angel on the Sistine Chapel ceiling who looked like you.
Az: Yes! Michelangelo and I were close. He might have used me as a model.
Crowley: Then why is the angel naked
Az:
Crowley: Angel
Az: Artistic license?
Crowley: ANGEL
its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason
You: Still as a gotdamn statue…
Me:
me waiting at starbucks for my iced peppermint mocha


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