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sofacrawler the-art-student-in-221c
assiraphales

I love crowley but he was drinking his dumb bitch juice about the whole holy water thing. he goes into a church for probably the first time in his life in 1941, sees and comments on how the h water it’s just out unguarded, considers it an outlier, and decides a few decades later to plan an elaborate scheme so he can steal some………bby boy………

assiraphales

crowley, 1941: I can just Walk? into this church? there’s no GUARDS? None ?? where are the holy men protecting the holy water !? it’s ALL alone in EMPTY churches that are NOT locked?

crowley, 1970: the only way to get holy water is to have a very detailed plan w at least four people involved & it is all very complex

voidofthestarsbutbi

Listen he did that elaborate nonsense just to get Aziraphale’s attention, that’s why he met w those people in Soho of all places

assiraphales

crowley, yelling into a megaphone: I’m about to do something VERY stupid. I’ve been given no other option than to rob a CHURCH. it would be an absolute shame if someone, anyone, perhaps an ANGEL were to stop me

forineffablereasons

aziraphale: crowley what the fuck

crowley: good you’re here let’s go for a drive

aziraphale: you go too fast for me crowley

good omens aziraphale a j crowley meta good omens spoilers
neil-gaiman

relucant asked:

dear neil, about a decade ago a friend of mine casually mentioned he'd never read a book for fun; I shoved my battered copy of Neverwhere into his hands. to my mild surprise, he did read it it and liked it, but I didn't think much more of it. recently (thanks to GO) he sent me a msg to say that your book was genuinely what made him into A Reader, & wants his new child to be too. was neat to hear just as the messenger & wanted to pass along.

I’m so ridiculously glad to hear it.