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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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*Aziraphale and Crowley unable to find Adam in the woods*

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Aziraphale: this isn't working anymore, Crowley. We need to split up.

Crowley: what

Aziraphale: it's time we split up. It's only logical.

Crowley:

Aziraphale: I'm saying we need to go separate ways.

Crowley, choking up: alright

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*200 years later*

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Aziraphale, finally managing to track Crowley down to LA Zoo's snake exhibit after two (2) full centuries of his heartbreak-induced Mysterious Disappearance complete with serpentine brooding: I MEANT SPLIT UP TO LOOK FOR HIM, YOU IDIOT

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britishassistant asked:

I kinda love how Good Omens could (almost) seamlessly explain both Lucifer and The Good Place... Crowley (kinda) helps stop the apocalypse. Lucifer, intrigued as to why one of his highest agents (THE Serpent of Eden no less) would go rogue, decides to take a holiday to Los Angeles to find out what all the fuss is about. During his absence, a lesser demon who will come to be known as Michael gets approval from the Dark Council for his new torture idea which he will call “The Good Place”.

thisbutgoodomens answered:

dancing-frog-goddess:

100% in my head, too.

i kinda like this good omens lucifer the good place why do i watch so many shows about heaven hell angels and demons