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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
darkstrangerx starberry-cupcake
dracobaby

harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:  

“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”

 “BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)” 

“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”

dracobaby

would like to add to this post and say that harry is uploading these videos to standard muggle youtube. people see this kind of scruffy, obviously Fucked Up kid rambling nonsense into his deskptop camera and just think he is really really good at shitposting

dracobaby

Harry, *filming himself with one hand, throwing raw meat at a seemingly empty space with the other*: “So anyways, you guys probably can’t see him through the camera lens but this weird fuck belongs to my best friend Luna who can’t actually take care of him right now because she’s out riding drag- er, um she’s on vacation in Romania so I have to do it. Um, the only reason I can see him is because I watched my close friend get murdered by an evil wizard when I was fourteen which, by the way, was around the same time I started to think I might be gay. Anyone else?”

Teens on tumblr who have no idea he’s being completely serious: “This is the only man alive who truly Gets me.”

darkstrangerx oknope
gripthumb

cool

lesbeonn

RAT TRAIL

roboticfennec

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deadmutt

These are actually shrews!! They all hold onto the base of each other’s tails and travel in a line so they don’t get lost from their mother while out in the open! ((What makes it even better; these little groups are referred to as caravans!))

devilishcreature

Shrews are good!! Please do not kill them, they eat mice.

deafaq

wreyeder asked:

Hi! I wrote a post about this on my blog, but I feel like asking a blog like you specifically will be better. Anyways, long story short, I've been learning asl seriously due to having a new hoh friend, and I've noticed that I feel way more comfortable expressing myself via sign than speech. I have ADD and go nonverbal/don't understand words sometimes and I was wondering if it was okay if I used asl as a main language even tho I'm hearing. Like is that stealing deaf culture?

Mod m here

Heck YES you can use Asl as your primary language! If that’s what makes you feel best do it! You’re not claiming to be Deaf, you’re just speaking our language!

Hope it works out for you!

mod m ask to tag asl wreyeder
queerdraws
grief and regrief are sitting on a log, grief falls off, who’s left?

grief and regrief are sitting on a log, grief falls off, who’s left?

grief pet death moving regrief regrieving death comic finally moving to live with my partner and my brains like HEY do you remember all the plans youd made remember how you thought you'd have at least 8 more years with him? anyway yes i have prestley's skull this boy is coming with me!!!!!! you think i'm going to leave him in kansas!!  that baby was a ONE person cat could not stand to be apart for a second waited by the door for me for WEEKS when i went on vacation he got so excited when other people came home and then he got offended like oh...it's...you had to follow me everywhere rushed to my aid when i made a weird sound which was often he always had a specific you ok? meow and another where are you?? meow and many many others anyway i think i'm going to paint it some day when i work up the courage
iwilltrytobereasonable dogmouthhorse
dogmouthhorse

ok but if being on consecrated ground hurt crowley how the fuck did he handle sitting around in heaven pretending to be aziraphale

iwilltrytobereasonable

OH. Fascinating! Ok, theory: consecration is something that has to be done by someone human with full free will and imagination (Crowley canonically was unusual in having a good imagination from exposure to humans). So …holy water could be made by priests but not by angels?

So... who makes hellfire?