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the absolute SDE (stupid dick energy) of hastur like

so michael comes in, and she’s got the holy water, and you really need the holy water and you need her to carry it, because you’re all terrified of it and it an just destroy you, right? and michael doesn’t have to help you. michael could turn out and fuck off at literally any moment. michael could smite YOU with the holy water, she’s a fucking angel

and you… need michael

and you greet her with, “hey, wank-wings”

it’s so… it’s so pointlessly and unnecessarily mean, even by a demon’s standards - it’s such a childish insult? like, it’s SO funny because it sounds like a 9 year old’s insult bc he learned the word “wank” yesterday and won’t stop repeating it, and it’s so funny

michael’s face? it’s– you can tell she’s fucking surprised, not by the nastiness, but at how low level it is, and how fucking STUPID it is, like, come on, hastur, she gets enough idiocy from gabriel all day long, can’t you give her a lil bit of a break

why is hastur the FUNNIEST character in good omens??? he’s just fucking iconic

hastur michael hes so stupid ksmxmc he vig dumb boy