its them! im obssessed
gucciomenz
hasturlavista
the absolute SDE (stupid dick energy) of hastur like
so michael comes in, and she’s got the holy water, and you really need the holy water and you need her to carry it, because you’re all terrified of it and it an just destroy you, right? and michael doesn’t have to help you. michael could turn out and fuck off at literally any moment. michael could smite YOU with the holy water, she’s a fucking angel
and you… need michael
and you greet her with, “hey, wank-wings”
it’s so… it’s so pointlessly and unnecessarily mean, even by a demon’s standards - it’s such a childish insult? like, it’s SO funny because it sounds like a 9 year old’s insult bc he learned the word “wank” yesterday and won’t stop repeating it, and it’s so funny
michael’s face? it’s– you can tell she’s fucking surprised, not by the nastiness, but at how low level it is, and how fucking STUPID it is, like, come on, hastur, she gets enough idiocy from gabriel all day long, can’t you give her a lil bit of a break
why is hastur the FUNNIEST character in good omens??? he’s just fucking iconic







