[shitpostsampler]

Anonymous asked:

Would you consider gender prison friendly for beginners? I saw it and it very much sparked joy

We would! it has a simple palette and is a manageable size. Lots of small letters can get obnoxious but it’s good for getting the hang of starting and stopping your floss. 

[shitpostsampler]

Made this for two recently married friends as a belated wedding gift, and as they have now received it I don’t have to worry about accidentally ruining the surprise by submitting! It was a really fun pattern to do - especially the border, which looks complicated but was actually just really calming!

Thank you for all the good cross stitch shitpost work you do ❤️

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

Robert Heinlein and Arthur C. Clarke.

[my-name-is-vako]

[good-omens-fanart]

[anthusa]

— quite territorial, aren’t you?
— only with you, angel. only with you. 

[roachleakage]

[loonyloopycaytlin]

((In response to this post, and based on this art by @dotstronaut . 

Crowley by me.

Aziraphale by the lovely @smolbeanbella.))

[niceprophecies]

“A Christian group calling for the cancellation of Good Omens, a television adaptation of Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman’s 1990 fantasy novel, has admitted to an “oversight” in directing its petition at Netflix when the series is actually made by Amazon Prime.

The correction did not come in time to prevent both Netflix and Amazon from getting in on the fun.”

The Guardian

“To be quite honest, the joy that is coming out of everyone mocking this petition is better than anything we’ve seen on the internet recently. It’s what the internet was made for, to bring everyone together and joke about things.”

The Mary Sue

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[niceprophecies]

[schmoolie-doodles]

Went to the beach recently, just wanted to draw Azi in a swimsuit.

[bunjywunjy]

[shakescene]

we are all rowdy theatre kids in god’s denny’s when you really think about it

[shakescene]

it’s something experienced not explained 

[theadoraobliquereatheaiii]

Some of you have never piled in by the dozens to a diner at 11 pm after closing night with stage makeup still half on to annoy the staff by pouring all the condiments on the table into a glass of water and paying your friend $20 bucks to drink it and it shows

[andykarlsnemesis]

#yeah like this isnt one of those posts where someone just says some utter nonsense #this post has a very specific meaning and if youve experienced it you understand implicitly #its the sense that god technically is in charge but has no control over us

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Reblog this version please

[catsofinstagram]

From @nypd & @ASPCA: Can we keep ‘em? Can we? Can we?? Thanks to the @ASPCA for letting our cops in the 6-9 Precinct in Brooklyn foster these tiny kittens for a few hours. They managed to bring a smile out of even our toughest cops. Interested in fostering adorable kittens like these in NYC? Visit ‪aspca.org/nypd‬ [source: http://bit.ly/2KviSqo ]