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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thegoodomensdumpster waifines
thegoodomensdumpster

Crowley: *writes a whole poem, a whole song, a whole book to tell Aziraphale how much he loves him*

Aziraphale: I am hereby informing you that I moved you one rank over “crêpes” on my priorities list.

capregalia

Crowley: *moved to tears*

cheeseanonioncrisps

I mean, Aziraphale would canonically die for crêpes.

thegoodomensdumpster

Crêpes are indeed quite high on the list.

justaratheroddlittleblog

Ah yes but crowley is higher.

thegoodomensdumpster

He’s sauntering vaguely upwards on Aziraphale’s list one dish at a time.

waifines

The ultimate snack.

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i-ate-nt-dead:
“ Then there was the distant tinkle of a banjo being tuned.
The world held its breath.
Then it came, like a tornado sweeping across a prairie.
“AAaaaaeeeeeee-”
Three flowerpots outside the door cracked, one after the other. Shrapnel...
i-ate-nt-dead

Then there was the distant tinkle of a banjo being tuned.

The world held its breath.

Then it came, like a tornado sweeping across a prairie.

“AAaaaaeeeeeee-”

Three flowerpots outside the door cracked, one after the other. Shrapnel whizzed past Mr. Skindle’s ear.

“-wizzaaardsah staaafff has a knobontheend, knobontheend-”

He threw the goat through the doorway and leapt after it. His wife was waiting and slammed the door shut behind him.

The whole family, including the goat, got under the table.
-Lords and Ladies, Terry Pratchett

(yes I know its an accordion and not a banjo)

(Description: an elderly, toothless person wearing a broad brimmed floppy hat and glasses. they are holding an accordion in their lap and their mouth is wide open, possibly in song.)

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