iwouldfuckaziraphale
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headmistressbandita
An American diplomat, really? As if Armageddon were a cinematographic show you wished to sell in as many countries as possible.
I love how this sounds like a meta joke about the show, but the American diplomat thing came directly from the book.
It’s a reference to The Omen
ineffableplan
superdogbiter
Crowley:”Aw if only there was somewhere to sit…..”
Aziraphale:*Gestures to unoccupied seat next to him*”Right here”
Crowley:………..
Crowley:*kicks chair over*”I wish there was someplace for me to sit”
Aziraphale:*sighs, pats his thigh*
Crowley:*hopping onto his lap*”Thought you’d never catch on”
azira-crow
Everything about this is comedic gold. Michael shouting, David calling himself an acting chameleon and saying “ffs”, then shouting back at Sheen and THEN Michael yelling about his own hair going blonde
PERFECT (x)
russianwholesomeness
shrimpsisbugs
RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck
i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”
and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”
windmillcrusader
mylordshesacactus
[id: tweet by @mshelton “Meta-imposter syndrome: When you know a lot of people have imposter syndrome, but you’ve witnessed how competent they are. So they’re not like you, the real imposter.”]
fishyfishyfishtimes
mallsharks
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
vulgarweed
