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halyorke-vampiredisaster asked:

Relating to crowley and aziraphale being written as a love story in the tv show - does it necessarily have to be interpreted as a romantic one? Because I too noticed their relationship being much more in the focus of the show than the book and LOVED IT but - probably since I'm asexual myself - perceived it to be a fascinating and deep friendship/platonic love. How do you feel about that?

neil-gaiman answered:

Absolutely fine. 

I wrote the relationship in the TV show, as David and Michael and Douglas and I have been cheerfully explaining to people for a long time now, as a love story, between an angel (mostly male-presenting but at one point sharing a female body) and a demon (mostly male-presenting except when he’s a nanny).

I have, for the last thirty years, believed firmly that anything anybody wants to bring to their Aziraphale and Crowley (and Anathema and Newt and Beelzebub etc) headcanon is good with me (dating back to the days before Ineffable Husbands and Air Conditioning, to the distant past when people told me they were writing Crowley and Aziraphale Slash). That’s the joy of fanfiction, the joy of fandom, the joy of headcanons. It makes me disappointed when people feel that I’m being mean by not endorsing their particular headcanon as the Only Truth, but as far as I’m concerned, what’s on the page or on the screen is the Only Truth, and anything imagined beyond that is headcanon, so at best I’d just be telling you what I (half a book author, whole TV series author) happen to think. 

Does that help?

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New ship! Ballerina Angel/Disposable demon.

DD is telling BA how he got discorporated for just telling a little joke about avocados.

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скетчи

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thye’re about to put out their new album 60 minutes of silence

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[linguistwho]

Word of the Day - Day 278: Point

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Julian showing up to Ops after finally getting some lizard dick from Garak one (1) time

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[subcorax]

infants are so goddamn funny. i was holding my niece today and i just told her “i diagnose you with baby” and she stared at me with the absolute widest eyes like i’d just told her the secret to life itself so i nodded and went “it’s true! you’re just baby” and she stopped for a few seconds, then absolutely YELLED her little head off, very seriously informed me, “ABABABABABAAAAA” and faceplanted into my shoulder, where she promptly began to try to eat my shirt

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Anonymous asked:

hhhh sometimes i'll be at work and then i'll be struck by how i n t i m a t e it is to share a drink with someone, especially a bottle because both your lips touch it and thats about as close as you can get to kissing them without touchin and of course what better time to do that than on a starry night on a bench waitin for a bus with someone that won't run off into the stars with you but heck, ur a little drunk and a lot in love, so why not ask them if they want to go t ur place, if they like?

phileasfoggstiddies answered:

listen though

crowley and aziraphale sharing a bottle and each silently contemplating how they can taste the other each time they take a sip

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unexpected eye exam finding

[hangrypa]

60y/o man presents for adult well-visit.

Me: All right, cover your right eye for me. Can you read the bottom row of letters?
Patient: [reads them perfectly]
Me: Awesome! Now cover the other eye, and let’s do the same thing.
Patient: [covers other eye] I can’t see anything.
Me: How about the top row?
Patient: Nope.
Me: Even the big E?
Patient: What E?

Originally posted by jake-plaidralta

Me: [worried but hiding it] All right. Let’s try something else then. [holds up index finger] Cover your right eye and follow my finger with your left eye.
Patient: [follows instructions perfectly]
Me: Excellent. Now let’s try the other one.
Patient: [right eye does not move]

Originally posted by detective-jamy-peraltiago

Me: [worrying even more but still trying to hide it] Okay. [picks up ophthalmoscope] I’m going to check your left eye first, okay?
Patient: Okay.
Me: [performs fundoscopic exam on left eye] All right. Everything looks good here! Let’s try the other one.
Patient: Okay.
Me: [attempts fundoscopic exam, but light bounces back at me] 

Originally posted by alexanderburrsir

Me: I- [working hard to conceal panic] Your right eye is interesting.
Patient: Yeah, it’s a glass eye.
Me: …what?
Patient: [clearly trying not to laugh] It’s a glass eye.
Me: Were you planning on telling me at some point?
Patient: [bursts into fit of giggles] I wanted to see you freak out first!

Originally posted by juliadorable