[asparklethatisblue]

A few years after the not Armageddon Crowley and Aziraphale receive an invitation. Yet more Ineffable Bureaucracy cause I’m just enjoying myself here now

⭐️ Commission Info ⭐️ Ko-Fi ⭐️

[asparklethatisblue]

How many (fallen) angels can dance on the head of a pin? Well, at least two if Crowley can convince Aziraphale to learn something other than the gavotte

⭐️ Commission Info ⭐️ Ko-Fi ⭐️

[apocahipster]

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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[asparklethatisblue]

At the Ritz after the non apocalypse 

Crowley: tell the whole world we’re bros, angel, bro 

Aziraphale: of course 

Aziraphale, whispering: we’re bros 

Crowley: why are you whispering? 

Aziraphale: because you are my whole world, bro 

Crowley, crying: bro

[doodlemeimpressed]

do you think the angels get like a notification on their phones when aziraphale does a miracle like ‘beep beep aziraphale just miracled marshmallows into his cocoa’ and gabriel’s just like “ah fuck this is the 235th notification about marshmallows”

[weirdlandtv]

Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

[birdloaf]

leepala asked:

yeah hi How Bout Some Priest Crowley hmm hmmmm maybe hmm

kdjfhg ok it’s been 85 years

for everyone who wasn’t following me in like 2012 i had a class project where i needed to make a website for a hypothetical Private Exorcism Business and I snuck aziraphale and crowley in as the founders, which i guess turned into a very underdeveloped au where they pose as a priest and idk a doctor or something and go to people’s houses to exorcise their demons (aka az smites and crowley probably just stands there doing jack shit). it makes no sense but its fun and i never expected to think about it in the year of our lord 2019

[thealogie]

Aziraphale/Crowley amnesia fic would be so funny because…of course it involves infinitely tender caretaking and softly angsting over “oh no this version of him that doesn’t remember is hitting on me even though real him doesn’t love me so I must control myself” but also on the other hand it also involves the absolute comedy of whichever one of them doesn’t have amensia having to cover for the other with head office,,,,aziraphale doing crowley voices at the tv screen like “yes, I’ve been a very VERY wily serpent. wiling around. much much sin to be had by all, absolutely corkingly diabolical schemes…such as, uh, causing more poverty” and everyone in hell is really impressed like “oh usually you just make the tube delayed in the morning. really great change of pace!”

[kibibarel]

today i’m thinking about: this Sudowoodo character in SM that can just randomly speak English in the localized versions of the games, assumedly because nobody in the localization team caught on to the fact that Sudowoodo’s Japanese name is Usokkii, and it was saying “uso” as in Usokkii…not literally saying the Japanese word for “lies”

[shencomix]