icekirbys
Anonymous asked:
i headcanon aziraphale as black too, idk why but i like the aesthetic on dark skin and white hair, looks ethereal.
it doesssss. who needs a halo when you look like That
[image description: drawing of aziraphale from good omens. he has deep brown skin, and is heavily backlit so that his white curly hair shines around his head like a halo]
belphegor1982
Consider this, though:
quartermaster angel, giving Aziraphale his sword: Right, this is your standard issue flaming sword of righteousness. You smite demons with it.
some time later:
Crowley: Didn’t you have a flaming sword?
Aziraphale: I gave it to the humans, poor dears were defenceless and it’s a nasty world out there
Crowley: *smitten*
vertigo-vertere
Most shows with overpowered supernatural characters always try to come up with elaborate excuses to explain why the characters can’t just magic themselves out of every situation. Good Omens doesn’t really do that, but you don’t really question it because you completely buy that these morons are so unequivocally incompetent that they straight up forget that they have the powers of fucking demigods. They’re like high-level d&d characters who only use the same three moves and have completely forgotten about the 73 magic items sitting in their inventory.
exoploring
Crowley: how do you feel about this? About us?
Aziraphale: *checks mood ring* uh I feel green, I guess
superfast-jellybitch
Naturally, since the creature just slithers up to him like an old friend, Aziraphale assumes it is, though he’s unsure of why Crowley’s elected to go full snake again.
3 months later, Crowley wakes up and heads over to the bookshop only to find Aziraphale puttering about with a wild snake around his shoulders, talking to it the same way they talk to each other.
Aziraphale is more embarrassed than he’s been in his entire life. Crowley feigns offense and accuses Aziraphale of cheating on him with strange snakes. He’s actually offended, however, that Aziraphale can’t distinguish him from a normal snake. That one isn’t even male. Granted, neither is he, technically, but still.
But it’s been 3 months and Aziraphale would feel awful for just throwing the poor thing out because he mistook her for the wrong snake, so he keeps “Crowley” in the bookshop, fed happily on frozen mice for the rest of her natural life.
normal-horoscopes
Anonymous asked:
nothing poetic here, i just feel like shit and don’t known what else to do. i offer the crumbs of drywall in the corner, damp heat, and the ringing in my ears
DO NOT LET A SPARE UNTETHERED MOMENT DRAG YOU FROM YOUR DESIRES STAY CONSCIOUS OF YOURSELF
iwilltrytobereasonable
freakingfandomsruiningeverything
so, thanks to good omens (and i mean this literally) my mother finally understands what i mean when i say that i want an asexual relationship ~ like. THANK U CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHEL AND NEIL GAIMAN AND TERRY (god rest ur soul 🙏🏻) FOR CREATING AN INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP THAT IS NOT BASED ON SEX. holy shit. i cried when my mom pointed to the screen of episode 6 and said : so, thats what u want. as an asexual. that’s what u want in a relationship.
i. mother. fucking. BAWLED.
*cheers*
fishyfishyfishtimes
mallsharks
coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
he hates sea bunny?
AND leaf sheep??
baileyartblog
wolfmanritch
niceprophecies
